SamanthaofSarcasm

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SamanthaofSarcasm

@SamofSarcasm

Just because I choose not to drink doesn’t automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I also made.

New Mexico, under duress انضم Ocak 2021
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SamanthaofSarcasm@SamofSarcasm·
So this is the face of the biggest liar in foster puppy history. When we got him we were told he was 3 months old and would weigh maybe 30lbs. He was in fact 5 weeks old and now he is weighing in at a ChunkaHefty 94lbs (he’s 3 yrs old) Kira. Killer of Snacks.
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Grace@gracecamille_·
bf just came home with 180 lb 3-drawer tortoise dresser. “By the time he got it out of the storage unit I couldn’t tell him I changed my mind” he explained
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SamanthaofSarcasm@SamofSarcasm·
@Aflgirl13845 I planted rows of okra and then my husband had turned up some dirt so I chucked the last handful in there and walked away. The chucked seeds grew the lines didn’t. But dogs absolutely love it too and you want more than you think.
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FL girl - Question Everything
Never planted okra before. I don’t know how much to plant. I looked it up and it’s 4 plants per person. Does that seem right? Also can be fed to chickens in moderation. Does it require fertilizer? I have compost I can use, just heard it needs a lot. I thought it was easy?
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DJB
DJB@Skinwalker5110·
Being an adult is out of my price range at the moment.
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Deebs
Deebs@DeebsFLA·
Look, all I'm saying is if my 14 year old told me to pick her up from her friend's house on a Friday at 7pm, and then she isn't ready until 8pm, then she absolutely has to hear my 80s playlist of Word Up, And We Danced, Living After Midnight, etc on volume level 25, on the ride home. I mean, that's just fair.
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Joel
Joel@GuitarmanJoel·
Read your Bible, folks 🤣
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SamanthaofSarcasm@SamofSarcasm·
@DavidFischer They are. They know everything you said out loud, every private thought you wrote in a journal no one would find, everywhere you’ve been, they know what you like, what you hate… This is why people get duped into thinking they’re seeing Grammy Grams after she’s gone.
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David Fischer
David Fischer@DavidFischer·
Do you agree with Vice President JD Vance regarding his belief that aliens are actually demons?
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The Chad
The Chad@jackson_chad·
@SamofSarcasm @Grand_handsomer Now, pizza rolls are just getting stolen food valor. Pizza is open face; technically wouldn’t pizza rolls would be mini calzones?
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Today I ordered cake for lunch. Nothing else just cake. Because I had a bad day and have adult money. I have zero regrets.
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Jarvis
Jarvis@jarvis_best·
Fine, I’ll do it. I hereby volunteer to give Tiger Woods lessons on how to DRIVE SAFELY while drunk.
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