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@SamwellAdams

انضم Ağustos 2016
312 يتبع38 المتابعون
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dennis
dennis@basedondennis·
just had a historically bad day today and my coworker is talkin bout some “i dreamed you turned into roblox” not now bro
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Throwing Things Daily
Throwing Things Daily@ThrowingObjects·
Texas Roadhouse Roll.
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milk
milk@iShowShitpost·
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SAYUKI 𒀭
SAYUKI 𒀭@yuki111888·
when a circumcised male says something so mutilated you foreskinuinely gotta hit them with the intact stare
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the human science fair volcano
the human science fair volcano@flatearthgl0bal·
told my sensitive young son to find a woman at a book club adn he just came home crying, angry. “they jerk off to the books”. he cursed my existance. i didnt know
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Rooster
Rooster@TheRooster·
When you're back from a 10-hour shift completely drained and bro texts "hop on"
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Sam@SamwellAdams·
@Xotic16 Also baked in lighting instead of relying on raytracing and low res screen space reflections
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Sam@SamwellAdams·
@Xotic16 It did not have TAA
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Little Caesars Pizza
Little Caesars Pizza@littlecaesars·
I’m dipping stix you’ve never heard of into crazy sauce you can’t comprehend
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Glock9Dorito
Glock9Dorito@Glock9Dorito·
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Sam@SamwellAdams·
@PinePark Insane how much business Texas is about to give back to the black market.
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Pine Park
Pine Park@PinePark·
Thank you Dallas 🤝 This store meant a lot to us. With the new state rules, we can’t continue retail… but Pine Park isn’t going anywhere. We’ll see you online 🌲
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Reevie
Reevie@reevierat·
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♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘
♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘@fw_naetoblaq·
How I disappear from people's lives after being the best temporary person they'll ever meet.
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Sam@SamwellAdams·
@Pirat_Nation Boycotting micron if they ever come back to consumer market
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Shitpost 2049
Shitpost 2049@shitpost_2049·
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