Sean Winstead

@TRobinsonNewEra Correction: McDonald’s is shit.

America your McDonald’s chicken nuggets are SHIT

@WilBrownImaging @luxemiaa Middle seat gets both arm rests though, if they are shared.

@luxemiaa If you have a middle seat, accept it & prepare yourself to be slightly more uncomfortable than me in my aisle seat. NO ONE will trade with you. For the purposes of this flight, you have leprosy. Wait for the beverage cart, and get an extra little napkin to dry your tears.

This woman said: Just boarded my connecting flight home from Tokyo and guess what? Someone is sitting in my window seat 😂 I can’t make this stuff up… twice in one day! I told them they were sitting in my seat and they replied “can you sit over there because we’re all together?” I said “no”. They were taking too long to move so I motioned the flight attendant and she yelled “take your assigned seats so we can go!”. The man got up and moved across the aisle to his.......

@Viralvid_89 Yes, but people filming others is annoying as hell.

Karen causes chaos, calls the cops and instantly regrets it 😬

@oldad1775 …and everyone clapped.

Oldest son referred to margarine as "cancer butter," in the aisle, loudly, in the presence of multiple boomers. Hashtag blessed.

@VividProwess That kid is not 4.

@BlackDrPhil27 @BDub5523 @Vick_8122 “You’re “

@BDub5523 @Vick_8122 Truth. He and his buddies stole from welfare recipients in the poorest state in the union. Do research before u defend. Oh my bad. You white too

Ted DiBiase Jr found not guilty of all charges in fraud case “7 years of being slandered and made to be something that is completely false has about torn my family apart, but we’re strong.”

@BickleKun @Vick_8122 Damn, you know absolutely nothing about Missouri. Pure diarrhea spouting from your brain. Congratulations on having a very ignorant take.

@Vick_8122 this is Missouri a den of inbreeding and crime. He got away with it because of who his dad is. The same way Elon Musk got away with calling someone a pedophile when he made sure the trial was held in LA

@AlTheBoss03 You do know some players get traded without their input.

Name a player — not named Derek Jeter or Cal Ripken Jr. — that you respect the most for staying loyal to one team for their entire career. In an era of constant movement, those guys are rare. Who’s your pick? 👇⚾ Bonus points if you watched them their whole career.

@Ollie_XVX Basically Plutotv

Real, non contrarian take: Tubi is the best streaming service. It’s free, ads are minimal, and it has some absolutely amazing movies/shows. It doesn’t feed you slop. Some real deep cuts as well as mainstream stuff. Like, I’m watching an old documentary about 90s ska punk rn

@TayVictoria8 A and it’s not close for me

A and I’m willing to lose friends over this

@barrylongii False

True or False: You’d rather cut grass in 100° than shovel snow in 8°.

@iam_jlc Whaat???

We all know Roger Moore was the best Bond.

@BVeT1776 @rosethaaartist Not the covid shot. Covid did cause some to lose taste.

@rosethaaartist I’m just also going to throw this out there….did you get the COVID shot? If you did that could be why everything taste different to you, think about it

Food just doesn’t taste the same. I haven’t eaten Popeyes in so long. Subway taste different. I’m no longer eating McDonald’s. No more pringles. No more Oreos and even hersheys kisses seem different. Anybody else notice this?

@rosethaaartist No

@CuriosityonX My favorite planet.

After traveling 9 years and covering 3 billion miles, NASA's New Horizons spacecraft got this shot. Behold! The icy mountains of Pluto.

@KatyKatt77 You’re saying what most people think.

I know I’m gonna get hate for this… but I think the ducks in jeeps thing is stupid

@STL_Stats_Facts Love it! Competition.

This was an awful look by Cal Raleigh and it's clear that this will carry into the regular season. Unfortunately for the Mariners, their best course of action would be to trade Cal Raleigh to the St. Louis Cardinals.

@miller163164 @DKramer_ Nope. Try again.

Cal Raleigh on fraternizing with opposing teams in the WBC: "I have a responsibility to to my teammates and and the country to be focused and locked in. And like I said, there's no harm or no bad blood. There's nothing behind it. It doesn't matter who's on the other side."

@user_stand94 @TalkinBaseball_ Good one!

@TalkinBaseball_ Oh thought he was going to say something based like free Palestine or something sigh

Adam Wainwright is not afraid to admit that he's a biased broadcaster

@ksorbs I agree wholeheartedly.

There is no such thing as a pro-choice Christian