Seth Lunchquest

@NoMansSky OSHA compliant base parts!

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@fatbillieilish get well soon 🥺

I have been under the weather for all of 2026 it's driving me insane

@teaandcooties my laptop has a lifetime license for the old version of Scrivner (before it got bought by a company that sucks) I still use gdocs on my phone for notes, but not for drafts

Writers: what do you use to draft your work on the go now that Google Docs is stealing our work?

@teaandcooties the Wisconsin state healthcare program (Badgercare) is actually very good, provided that you meet the qualification criteria for work and income level.

@SethLunchquest I’d live there. How’s the healthcare?

What LotR race would you want to be? I don’t want to be a human (tried it, don’t recommend), but I’ve always thought elves were too sedate tbh. So I’m willing to give up my height to be a hobbit. I also love tea and food and plants. Maybe I can be a tall hobbit at like…3’9”.

@teaandcooties maybe the humans are just as alien as everyone else, but are translated into human form so that earthling film audiences will empathize with the characters

I am once again wondering if humans in Star Wars are the same as Earth humans or if they’re just aliens who resemble humans.

@thoughthaver201 last time that happened to me they were trying to invite me to a seminar for a pyramid scheme

@fatbillieilish speaking as a fan of women myself, I support this decision

I think I'm ready for a relationship with a woman again. I think I'm healed from all that

@teaandcooties I also find that a little snack helps me fall asleep faster. Especially cheese, for some reason.

The dietitian at my evaluation today said that a protein snack before going to sleep is good for the liver. I will accept any opportunity to eat peanut butter at midnight. Eat up, liver.

whenever I log in to twitter to check on the three people I care about

@teaandcooties I think clanker is slur-shaped, and it's okay if that bothers someone, but the group its meant to denigrate doesn't exist so it falls into that slightly uncomfortable soil were humor grows

Star Wars is very wishy washy about if droids are an oppressed group that we’re supposed to sympathize with or if it’s funny when their heads get blown off for no reason.

I think part of the reason why nobody can agree if “clanker”is offensive or not is because it’s from Star Wars and Star Wars also can’t decide if it’s offensive or not. +

@thoughthaver201 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!

@thoughthaver201 I don't use my instagram anymore

@fatbillieilish good luck!

moving to Seattle today 🥳🔫

@fatbillieilish I will never forget the time I had a bowl of oatmeal with raisins, except one of the raisins was actually a ladybug that dropped into the bowl when I wasn't looking I can still remember the cruch 🤢

made myself a cup of hot water in the dark at 4am and there was a dead spider in it and I drank it and spit it out 👍

don't care if you think i am being annoying or naggy ... there is no excuse not to press retweet ... it doesn't take effort, doesn't mean you have to post individual family appeals & agonize over who to choose ... 1190 families can potentially benefit lifeline4gaza.com

@teaandcooties people only call me "ma'am" when I answer the phone I wonder if wearing winged eyeliner and glitter makeup will help me

People only call me “sir” when I have glitter makeup and winged eyeliner on. I choose to believe they’re being inclusive, instead of being dicks. (They’re probably being dicks.)

@fatbillieilish nooooooo

@teaandcooties kinda odd to see so many unspent shells just lying around like that

Hey, uh, what??

@teaandcooties my go-to is just coconut oil with a little lavender oil for scent it makes my skin so soft i love it

Anyone have any recommendations for a good skin moisturizer? Most things I try give me red and itchy skin, even stuff like Aveeno and Eucarin.