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@MollyJongFast Until she gets sick, then she'll get a visit from his divorce lawyer.🤔

@MollyJongFast They're both terrible people. Thank God they didn't reproduce.

ANY body else find this to be true ??? Just wondering

Hehe, I love being mischievous. ~ Jacob Cat 😹😫 #caturday #cats #catsofX #hedgewatch

It's a beautiful #Saturday morning. A few clouds about, but warm and pleasant. We took a long walk through the park and around town. #Spike #walkies #Dogs

@Sinfulskin2 No

I need advice. My wife is really good friends with a girl from work and come to find out she is MAGA. They’ve been hanging out a bit which is fine, but now I'm being asked to go out on double-dates with her hubs and I'm not hanging out with fucking MAGA. Am I being unreasonable?

Who wants to tell JD that they used the picture of a Methodist Church?

@EastEndJoe On the couch over this trama scene. I have laughed more in 10 minutes than I have in all 2025-2026 today!

This isn’t what I expected. 😬

@just_plain_tom2 @EastEndJoe 😆

@EastEndJoe When they asked if I found Jesus, I didn't know they meant it literally. They should secure him better.

@GaryLefforge @EastEndJoe 😆

@EastEndJoe I had a girlfriend like that once, I bit her on the neck and she farted and flew out the window ! 😅

Let's be clear about what the Ruminati are, because the name was chosen for us by a newsletter that meant it as a criticism and we kept it. Gerald is a bull. He eats grass on land that has been permanent pasture since 1763. The grass converts sunlight and rain into protein. Gerald converts the grass into beef, manure, and seven wildflower species in a south corner that had none of them before he arrived. His methane is the carbon that was in the grass two weeks ago and will be back in the grass in twelve years. This has been the arrangement for the entirety of cattle domestication and the net carbon position of British permanent pasture over that period is: improving. Doris is a ewe. She eats fell grass that grows on land too steep, too thin, too wet, and too acidic for any crop ever suggested by anyone who has actually looked at it. She maintains the open sward structure that forty-seven plant communities and three red-listed bird species depend on. Without her, the fell becomes purple moor grass. It has been tested. There is a control fell. The control fell has been ungrazed since 2004. The control fell has purple moor grass and no skylarks. Keith is a goat. He eats the things Gerald and Doris won't touch: bramble, knotweed, dock, thistle, rush, ivy stems, and whatever is happening in Steve's garden. His rumen handles tannins and oxalates that would damage a dog's liver. He converts material that would otherwise advance unchecked across the British countryside into cheese, manure, and a net outcome column that has been positive on every row since entry seventeen. They are not destroying the planet. They are the planet. This distinction has been available in every field in Britain since before the policy documents existed. Nobody thought to look in the fields. The fields are still there.

@chrissyfarr So wonderful that you took him in.👍 He’s a handsome guy.

Someone moved and left this guy outside to fend for himself (some humans suck). Our pack needed a new buddy after our eldest cat George passed away from heart failure. Internet, meet Winston. He’s very happy and chunky and orange.

@SamaHoole Good girl Doris 👍

For those who missed the beginning. This is Doris. Doris is a Texel ewe on a fell in the Lake District. She is four years old. She has been described as part of the problem with upland agriculture. Things Doris has done this month: Maintained 45 plant communities on a fell grazed continuously since the thirteenth century: tormentil, harebells, heath bedstraw, fine-leaved fescue, the low-growing species that require a grazed sward to survive. Kept the base of the 1771 dry-stone wall short enough that freeze-thaw cycles don't work into the joints. The wall is standing. The wall will outlast everything currently being written about livestock farming because Doris is eating the grass at its base. Grazed the section above the skylark nest at exactly the right height to maintain the cover ratio. The farmer has watched her do this for three years. He's never told the RSPB. He doesn't think they'd believe him. Three confirmed breeding pairs this season in the east corner. First time in six years. Walked into the bog. Extracted herself. Concluded the bog started it. No further mention of the bog. Been in Brian's field 51 times. Brian cannot work out how. The wall is always repaired. The mortar is always dry. Brian has started to accept that Doris is using the wall. Got cast in the dip for the fourth time. On her back 11 minutes on Thursday. Farmer righted her. She walked away with the purposefulness of an animal that had somewhere important to be. The somewhere important to be was two metres away. Thursday has not been mentioned since. Predicted rain four times this week. Farmer checked his waterproof against her movements. Correct four out of four. Things Doris has complained about this month: None on record. Things Doris has read about herself: None. Doris is grazing. Brian's spreadsheet has 15 columns. The fell is improving. This is Doris's fault.

Ви хлопці неймовірні. Що в бою були титани, що в мирному житті титани. Низький уклін вам, подяка за захист своеї України і щасливої долі.

@CincinnatiZoo Happy birthday Rico!🍎🍐🍉🍇🌽🥕

Rico the porcupine celebrating his 10th birthday by doing his favorite activity - snacking! Please help us wish Rico a Happy Birthday! 🎉

@ChristineX2024 @PostsOfCats So sorry, but glad you adopted a fur baby who needed a home.

I was devastated when I lost my beloved 9 year old cat Nico on February 20th. He just stopped breathing on my lap. I even tried CPR. But he was gone. Yesterday I went to a shelter and adopted this sweet boy who needed a home. Please adopt don’t shop. Meet Pancho.