Sheepsquatch

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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#redneck quote of the day: "It's official, I have to wear suspenders...".

@Computercream 😜

@ljhamilton88 That was you ? I woulda said hello

Walking in the forest this morning was kinda creepy,😬 but very exhilarating 😄👣🦌

#redneck quote of the day : "have you ever realized your nipples are older than your teeth ?...".

@kimberl61938449 got any #moonshine ?

#redneck quote of the day : "working is for bitch ass sucks...".

#redneck quote of the day : "You don't have to fill a waterbed with just water, you can just pee in it...".

#redneck quote of the day : "no hospitals. everybody I've ever known that was shot in the woods, were taken to the hospital, and died in the hospital. No hospitals.".

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@opailm1 Just paint some pebbles red. Then scatter then on the floor. Maybe when the shatter their teeth, they'll stop lying. #proTip

@Sheepsquatch I know. They ate all my red skittles the other day.

#redneck quote of the day : "I'm sorry it smells like onions...".

@opailm1 Damn ! They're getting smarter...

@Sheepsquatch Mason jars don't work. Put one in there, and they were gone when I woke up.

9 Steps to Successfully Negotiate with a Leprechaun search.app/Es9TiVDPSAYYcA…

@opailm1 To defend yourself from a leprechaun, consider wearing green (supposedly making you invisible), and avoid looking away from them as they might disappear. You can also try to catch them by the neck, threaten them with water, or imprison them in a chest or apron pocket.

@Sheepsquatch Some of the meds make me see Leprechauns. I have been very tricky.

@opailm1 Try not to get abducted by Leprechauns. They're liars...

@Sheepsquatch It is, but I am not sad. It's my time.

@opailm1 Sorry, enjoy every minute. Find a different way

@opailm1 Sounds ominous. Wishing the best.

@Sheepsquatch I will be.

@opailm1 Are you ok ?

@Sheepsquatch Holy cow! I am so glad to see you post again before I die.