Hugh Dallas

@STV_Andy Would Celtic simply replace Sion in Pot 4 given that they are seeded higher? Not that I care for the likes of Lennon & Co.

@Carles5puyol @3gerardpique @cesc4official Tengo una buena. Si Cesc ficha para el Barça vosotros fichais para el Arsenal.

@GrahamSpiers It's MISTER Whyte, you pen pushing presbyterian purveyor of papist propaganda! Have you no respect? Where's your dignity?

@guarrandongo It's time you learned some dignity, son. Don't you know it's MISTER Whyte?

Thats right,Im back! Going to take those snakes in blazers to court! Why should I be picked out for putting the fenians in their place?

@McNallyMirror I think the word you're looking for is 'steadfast'. We shall not be bowed by the shadowey popery of UEFA. Steadfast.

UEFA acted after receiving reports from referee Martin Hansson&delegate Geir Thorsteinsson.Hansson,prepare to feel the might of BLUE DIGNITY

LENNON'S BAN REDUCED? My wife's face was just starting to heal up! Curse your eyes, lennon! CURSE YOUR EYES!

On reflection, I'm rather jealous of Brother Murray. My skin tingles at the mere thought of Bougherra's hands all over me.

I've caught myself absent mindedly burning my fingers with a lighter several times today. Will this pain ever go away?

Shocked. Disgusted. Appalled. Enraged. The swelling on Mrs Dallas' eye is only now starting to subside. Your day will come Lennon.

Brother Tumulty shall be forgiven like those who gave the disgusting corner given at Fir Park and the free kick given to that Jap at Love St

impressed,once again,with Brother Conquer's attempts to maintain the dignity of the Scottish game in the face of extreme fenianism

Exemplary work by Brother Winters last night. Walter's dignified 11 emerge unscathed. If I know Brian he won't wash that hand for a week!

@mogwaiband Splendid. Perthaps the KGB will put a stop to your papish plucking. Such a relentless drone has no place on presbyterian soil.

@huddleboard Mr Diouf will be protected from tackles by transubstantiaton merchants. He need not fear fenian fury.

The Wily Old Fox of Dignity has two new recruits to the cause.And more dignified these two could not be.Healy &El-Hadj Diouf:#Quintessential

@Barry2day Dallas is impervious to such insults, Timothy. Prepare to be crushed by the might of one who is loyal and true. Enter Healy!

The cut and thrust of deadline day.The wily old fox,rapier in hand,ready to swoop like a dignified eagle on the cream of presbyterian talent

The Cousins of William may have been sacrificed but our plan continues unabated; Operation Book Timmy But Noone Else is in full flight!