Dr. Signor🇳🇬🇬🇧

Guys where is the President of Nigeria? Like has he gone AWOL since the insecurity issue? No press statement from him, Not even an appearance in the legislative house Smh

Men will watch and hail you shake your nyash on the internet, but they will never marry you 😂.

@fathia_is_human Kai! Me wey never reach 18 years like this, how I go do

If you’re in school and by chance in your finals I’ll take it as you’re more than 18 and ripe to vote✅✅✅ Go get your PVC ✅✅✅

@MOCRYPTODC E mean say him go soon do one sacrifice wey go give am plenty money

If person see this man for dream watin e mean abeg...?

@BoluAyos Me person wey I go marry must sabi twerk ooo

@fathia_is_human What of Golden morn?

You’re actually a sick person if you enjoy taking custard 😏

@El_Moregreen Aptly described a failed nation

If Nigeria was a phone, which phone would it be? Me: it would be a heavily modified Android that somehow still works despite every warning message imaginable: Battery: 100% at 8 AM, 12% by 8:15 AM. Because nothing lasts. Charging: Requires constant connection to a generator accessory sold separately. Software updates: Promised every year, never installed. Network: Shows full bars but "No Internet Connection." Storage: 256GB, but 250GB is occupied by corruption.zip. Security: Face ID works for everyone except the owner. RAM: 16GB of potential, 15GB used by "Loading..." Temperature: Overheating since 1960. Camera: Can spot oil from space but can't find potholes on the road. Voice Assistant: Every question gets answered with, "We are working on it." App Store: 90% betting apps, 10% rice delivery. Warranty: Expired during the last administration. Repair Status: Technician keeps saying, "Bring it tomorrow." Best feature: Survives things that would permanently break any other phone. Overall rating: ★★★★★ for resilience ★☆☆☆☆ for user experience. Powered by potentials. Running on vibes.

@fathia_is_human Is he a SIMP?🤪🤪

I teased my man about keeping my last name and he was so comfortable with with.

@Glowreelord Good night o. Make I no eat for dream ooo

Good night to my unknown ex😘💤 Gn mutuals! We go again tomorrow🥰🥰🥰

@fathia_is_human Abi you win new boyfriend 🤪🤪

I won guys ✨✨

@Whizzy66 Is this crypto back?

Everybody talks about “the future of finance” in crypto. But most chains still can’t handle simple onchain activity without congestion, fragmentation, or terrible UX. Then there’s Injective. 🧵 $INJ

@fathia_is_human @vado7899 Congratulations. Wetin you win ooo

@funds1999f Active and Alive

I'm following everyone back immediately 🤩🤩

@vado7899 As in eh. E reach to buy gun

I tell my babe to leave wig, make she buy gun Nigeria don serious

If you're still in crypto you must be very loyal in relationships This is so true..

@UUchechukw43289 As in eh. Men are still hodl

@JUST_AKa5r4 I taught also during Uni strike in 2012. Salary 15k

Let’s take it back to those days guys 😂 Your first job after secondary school and first salary ; Mine is Teaching job pay was 6k 2013😂 What’s yours ??

@ola_thebhest03 Ahead Ahead. Backward never

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