Simon

Dudes really be moshing without deodorant. Bro, you're worried about the wrong pits.

it’s been too long since I posted a quad

riddim

@HailHalizzle @AmericanAir Fuck American Airlines 🖕on.soundcloud.com/ad7sPGAgyLUuwL…

@AmericanAir I just wanna give u a big old WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!! Entire plane gets their luggage except for me and now I’m stuck in Hawaii with nothing!!!!! Was told they had my bag and it would be at my hotel by 10 pm last night. It’s 7 am and still nothing !!!

I’m just the IT guy I never asked to be here. But what the actual fuck.

Hosted a board meeting and we had a guest speaker that worked on Project 2025 with Trump. He asked a literal room of board members to raise their hand if they lived in a republican state. Then democratic. To the people that raised their hand for dem, he goes: “ I’m sorry”.

I found out our HR lady used to dj, I said we should go b2b at the next holiday party and she goes “I would have to step down from HR if we did that” 😂

i just got employee of the year, getting glazed in front of a room of people that make 200k-2mil a year does something to ur brain someone said now I have to 1v1 Melissa LOL

ik im at the point where idgaf ab social media when I post shit like this on my insta 💀

@DEATHPACT I’m saying!!! Your sets stay so fresh and heavy, we all had the best time

@SimonCez 🥵

Illegal @DEATHPACT

wait that’s not Alleycvt

my gf is literally illegal levels of hot

@n1ghtmar17 Just because you asked

also WILL YALL STOP VAPING DURING CONCERTS ITS DISGUSTING AND IT PISSES ME OFF TO HAVE FRUITY PEBBLE SMELLING SMOKE CONSUME ME

“We need 4 people to volunteer their carry on bags to be checked before we can take off”

I’m currently at the Grande Lakes resort in Orlando - my late father opened this resort in 2003 as Executive Pastry Chef 22 years later I’m back for things totally unrelated, setting up insurance conferences in the same place. Got escorted to meet the current exec chefs etc 🥲

Me with my 3 black merch t shirts:🧍

Best Lost Lands yet

This Mindpluck double sent our entire group into the fucking stratosphere @Subtronics

bought the hoodie instantly

Happy LL week yall