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// What's up gamers it's ya cat Val coming at you live on twitter. Here's my beautiful son. He's a bit of an arrogant jackass, but he's trying his best these days to be a good guy. He likes baking, performing magic, and smiting evil with extreme prejudice. But I'm nice! Promise!

@napsterbot Thanks kiddo.

@SkeletonNoMore YOU ARE OLD

Lol #MyXAnniversary

Listen I know my type is robots who love being human but this feels excessive

@accidentaltiddy Me when Napsterbot steals a cookie from the jar

@MTTCRIT @napsterbot @Mettaton_Ex Okay babe let's get you in the workshop

@napsterbot @SkeletonNoMore @Mettaton_Ex Sorry. I’m only fearing for my life. I could explode into goo and change the trajectory of your lives forever.

@MTTCRIT @napsterbot @Mettaton_Ex Well... unless you wanna gloop everywhere........

@SkeletonNoMore @napsterbot @Mettaton_Ex Ohh. I see. Does it have to go back in right away? Or are we good for fetch.

@MTTCRIT @napsterbot @Mettaton_Ex Oh you took out your Gloop Stabalizer.........

@SkeletonNoMore @napsterbot @Mettaton_Ex [right side of his face malfunctioning] No haha. Can I watch with you?

@MTTCRIT @napsterbot @Mettaton_Ex did you see this fox running into the glass door

@napsterbot @SkeletonNoMore @Mettaton_Ex (He’s on his phone watching reels… )

@MTTCRIT @Mettaton_Ex @napsterbot Napster's will is much stronger than a simple ball

@SkeletonNoMore @Mettaton_Ex @napsterbot Glams cheap tactics is what is up. Ahem. Hey Napster. Ball?? Ball???

@Mettaton_Ex @napsterbot @MTTCRIT Hey guys what's up

@napsterbot @MTTCRIT Napster. Look at me. You know me. Take my side. You know me.

// meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

@AURUMPETALS Pushing it.

@SkeletonNoMore Fruit…. Cup…?

Fruitly more like fruit loop

@AURUMPETALS Yeah great job champ

Is this anything

@n0b0dyb34utifu1 …

[Looks around over all his shoulders] .............. [Looks at the camera whispering] Gaster bater. Lol

@MTTCRIT // they’re looking for LC content

// i can only imagine they search up “mettaton” and their vision blurs out when they see him and don’t really think about context

// why DO non RP people like my art posgs on here.. what do they know about my friends OCs.. do they go oh yay it’s mettaton and some other guy again! heart.

EVERYONE'S HERE.

@PopfiendPink You do have a lot going for you that would make it easy to say yes.

@SkeletonNoMore Oh, I hear it all the time, handsome. But people know to change their tune around me.

Fetch me my mocha latte and I'll v*nmo you one million riptide <3

@PopfiendPink [one teleporting coffee delivery later] You don't hear 'no' very often, do you?

@SkeletonNoMore Now hurry it up. I don't have all day.

@PopfiendPink Hmm. I think I could step up. Like a hero.

@SkeletonNoMore Awww, we should! If only there was a gentleman willing to fetch my orderrrr...

@PopfiendPink Okay well back to the coffee, we should get some together.

@SkeletonNoMore I guess. If you're poor!