Skelly | Doom Scrolls

"where did father go??" little Ansel cried, Alize didn't know what to tell him so she told him the truth "he went to find an evil tubby cat deep in the dark forest, to mint a Doom Scroll, the story of your death inscribed forever on the blockchain" and little Ansel wept

nice job! you are the big winner this year. apologies to @VitalikButerin

WHO WILL LIVE TO SEE 2024?

congratulations you survived 2022 🎉🎉🎉

✨ we hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday season! to all of our friends especially, we appreciate + love you 💗 let's discover the greatness this next year has in store for us all — together!! 🫡 xx tubby team 💕

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@0xBoolean christmas will outlive us all

@SkellysFortune ye

Market dead Twitter dead Literal worst of times

@definitelyvery1 @CL207 our offices are stocked with salmon year round even though we cant eat it (bc dead) we just like having it around

@CL207 hello cat I like how you work and want to offer you an advisory role with @SkellysFortune (the fully on-chain story of how you die meow) we could also use your guidance

this is the saddest DM cat has seen for Christmas cat just straight up ignored this founder for the whole year and he said "thanks for all the guidance" 💀

Happy Holidays to the living

do you fall off a tall building? will you be eaten by a tiger? what will you be wearing??? find out how you die at doomscrolls.rip

death doesn’t need to be a surprise find out how you die today at doomscrolls.rip

death waits for no one what are you waiting for? find out how you die today at doomscrolls.rip

if mr musk had bought a Doom Scroll he would have seen his downfall coming and been able to avoid it it may be too late for him, but its not too late for you. find out how you die today at doomscrolls.rip

death is only the beginning find out how you die today, at doomscrolls.rip

Doom Scrolls are released under the cc(-1) creative license, which means if you own one you’ll learn how you are subtracted from the mortal realm get yours today at doomscrolls.rip

doomscrolls.rip is the only nft fortunetelling project sanctioned by the Court of Master Potion-Makers. Licensed here and in the afterlife, our product is second only to death itself

@definitelyvery1 @satsdart these are facts

@satsdart you could buy $1m worth of doom scrolls (doomscrolls.rip) which were actually developed by a team of underprivileged...samoan...refugees who fled...volcanoes. 30% of the eth will be donated to fighting volcanoes worldwide

something ive been wondering for a while, what would be the "best" way to spend $1m to do the most good, how do ppl that donate a lot decide where the money should go lol

9. if you're still reading this then you're still alive. stop- die right away 10. repeat steps 1-10 11. god help you if you haven't died yet 12. twelve 13. pass on 14. kick the bucket 15. cease to be 16. DIE ALREADY follow me for more tips doomscrolls.rip

16 ways to dodge distractions: 1. Be dead 2. Die 3. Have a walking partner 4. Block all distractions for eternity (bc you're dead) 5. Have no recurring meetings, in fact have none at all 6. Put your phone on dead mode 7. No notifications 8. No social media (unless its for work)

knowledge is power what knowledge could be more powerful than the story of your own demise? find out how you leave this world today at doomscrolls.rip