SlappyTheNinja

trans people: I'm trans society: ok The Bouncer:

i heard that chosen undead feller talkin' bout linkin’ some "first flame", i says to him right there I says young man my first flame was my ex-wife, and if yer fixin’ to link with her you best bring an extra humanity cause she’s plumb outta those yes sir

@TabbyNickel hey me too

im still somehow in a 18 month long crash out

@NoGoodCitizen the truckus

what the fuck

man I really don't wanna be here today

i forgot i have to click release game button and missed my own launch time. game out. if any mutuals want a key lemme know. still planning on streamer, just a bit later to make sure i didnt miss any huge issues

Good morning gamers

Street Fighter 7

breaking the one wish willow and a Perc 45000000 the size of a boulder lands on my house and kills me instantly

Everything still feels pointless, man. I don’t know how to make it happen.

@SolitaireSic mushroomhead mentioned

Movie Night

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@NoGoodCitizen I've been selling parts at one of the big box stores for a couple years and it's a total crapshoot

crazy how going to the dealership for parts is actually cheaper at times and then other times they give you a quote that sounds like a slur

@MechaMacGyver people be saying things

You really have people saying the SF6 devs are just doing shit based on vibes in response to an interview where they state just how far in advance they've been planning Reading comprehension is at an all time low or delusion is at an all time high🥴

If you get a speeding ticket south of that circle in Oregon you need to go to federal prison

@tenpai_miko I memorized all the presidents to the tune of Yankee Doodle back when they made me write them all down for us history in high school lmao

My sicko party trick is that I can name all of the presidents in order for no reason, but while I was waiting for code to run today I have begun to master a much more deranged sicko trick: memorizing all the vice presidents in order Can do up to 30 right now, stay tuned

I can't keep doing this

Happy Pride Month

Huge thanks to everyone who rode shotgun with me for CRUIS'N2: The Henro Run. You guys raised over $15,400 for St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital over 800 miles across the island of Shikoku- over 32 days. All 88 temples+back to the start, then postgame temple at Mt. Koya.

dude drives hours to buy my scooter, doesn't bring a trailer or a truck that can haul it, and starts asking me to disassemble the front so he can check fluids I am so tired of people