Smesh
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Smesh
@SmeshJitsuOnly
If you shit yourself ironically you've still shit yourself
(He/Him) انضم Nisan 2018
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What's it with athletes and believing every single pseudoscientific nonsense under the sun
Championship Rounds@ChampRDS
Ilia Topuria is using “neurostimulation” technology in his training camp for the Justin Gaethje fight 👀 “This is neurostimulation with infrared light, to improve focus for mental recovery to improve sleep.” (via @Topuriailia)
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@BlackCasebook Dark Knight, Dark City is the best podcast episode I've ever heard.
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Got some very difficult news earlier and still feel like I got hit by a truck. In the interest of cheering me up: what is your favorite episode of the Black Casebook podcast?
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He sounds different nowadays too. The rest of his life is going to full of pain and he hasn’t been anywhere near compensated enough. And for speaking out he’ll only be punished further.
MMA Junkie@MMAJunkie
Justin Gaethje speaks his truth about bonuses and fighter pay before #UFC324. "To have 14 bonuses and not equal to $1 million – it's not right. ... I heard Daniel Cormier say that everyone is going to get paid more on this card. I'm not getting one dollar more."
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This may be the greatest moment in football history.
Smesh@SmeshJitsuOnly
I have never seen anything like the ending of this AFCON final. What is happening?
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Tom Holland eats chicken tikka masala, knew that boy was a gimp. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
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@MattyH_12 They're fucking getting me and all I'm getting upset man
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Smesh أُعيد تغريده
Set up all done for the yearly Xmas cuckathon I'm hosting. Today, the lucky guy is @Willbutreal!
My man, your girl is about to ascend today!
Lineup:
3PM : @Zesrii
6PM : @SmeshJitsuOnly
6:05PM : @MattyH_12
6:30 - 7:30PM : Dr Pepper challenge
7:30PM - 11:30PM : Zoom with Himbo
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Y'all called me autistic for this but who's autistic now, huh?
PAM@ParamPam1990
Petr Yan's coach Kairat Nurmagambetov showed the game plan he created for Yan's UFC 323 bout with Merab Dvalishvili on his iPad. It's a decision tree with every possible scenario. "If Merab goes single leg, we do A, if it doesn't work, we do B, if his response is C, we do D" etc.
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Smesh أُعيد تغريده
Merab Dvalishvili has faced a selection of the not just the division's, but the UFC's best fighters and coaches.
He has overcome them all.
I wrote (loads) on the topic of gameplanning versus Merab and the disrespect with which he treats said gameplans
open.substack.com/pub/ogaddmma/p…
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To any Wolves fans that saw my manager kiss some two point 148 year old club tonight home against Birmingham at HT any information would be heavily appreciated.
please help had multiple sources confirm
BBC Sport Tees@BBCTeesSport
BREAKING 🚨 Rob Edwards' Middlesbrough press conference at 1pm this afternoon has been cancelled. #Boro | #UTB | #BBCFootball
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