Smiling Assassin

@miya_younas Maqsad pura kr pehle.

I'm Pakistani and He's from India, ab kya karon?

@floresisle_lean You saw 370 going down, wait to watch Kashi mathura too

born too late to be a karsevak for ram mandir, born too early to reclaim the gyanvaapi, born just in time to witness "nicobar hum aaenge port wahi banaenge"

@Okay_Bye___ @bfrlily 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me staring at a picture i am about to post but it's getting uglier and uglier

@sukumoon_ @chaktiman Girls only?

@chaktiman Don't forget me 🫠

chappar chappar k liye gc bna du kya?

@Nher_who Jis desh me ajit anjum jaise journalist honge jo paani k bauchar me camera dikha rha, Nidhi jo harvard gye bina harvard gyi waha yehi hoga

World Press Freedom Index of 180 countries: India’s rank : 157 Pakistan’s rank: 153 Imagine the gutter in which Indian Media is yet they have the audacity to call themselves ‘star’ anchors, enjoy lavish weddings and curse the opposition. Darkest Phase of Journalism

@ajay43 @cheriek1d Nhi degi chacha aapko

@cheriek1d Good job! 🥰

Done. Kept the fucking bigots off my ballot‼️

@Jhuthi_hun_me Ambani khud ek tower lga kr jaata

Sexting k time to net slow nhi rhta in ka

@Jhuthi_hun_me Always that one franchise, kum se kum 10 crore toh le Lena. 🤣🤣🤣

Kitne pese lun suggest kro mitrgan 🙂‍↔️

@lazzzy___ Good...

" Tum pehli ladki ho jiske sath main itna comfortable hoon . Agar hmari shadi nhi Hui to bhi tum please hmesha meri dost bnke rehna 🥺🥺"

@Nimbu_shots Aadha adhura information hai, unki phone ki hai tumhari nhi

Mummy ne theek kaha tha saari galti phone ki hi hai....

@ShivAroor 😆😆😆😆

@Asmita_it_is_ But we haven't 😫😫😫😫

I've probably seen Sydney's boobs more often than my own

@naukripaglu Twitter won't be the same without you..😪😪😪

Bye bye guysssssssssssss ab mai 12 baje ke baad hi aaungi

@Nimbu_shots @naukripaglu Itna patli ho ? 😆😆

@naukripaglu Mre lie n 25 ki banva dena 😭

Mujhe 28 size ki pants tight hai aur 30 ki loose bc koi company 29 size kardo manufacture 😭😭

@cactushuyaarrrr Kya faayda suspend h hona h last me

Mere 10K followers kab honge pata nhi🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

@Notyourex_ok Aise nhi sochte

Wtf 😭😭

@Notyourex_ok Indian version k koi h kya?

Sydney Sweeney whenever she sees a camera .

@SarcastixStree Hein? Sugar mommy

Yahaan ke ek bande pe chotu sa crush hai lekin woh merese chota hai 😭

@DammnGirll Saans me teri saans mili toh mjhe saans aayi

Dil kab sidhi raah chala hai Raah mude toh mudd jaane do

@rahulroushan @ajitanjum trolling Ajit anjum

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