Miss Smitten

@ick_real I do that now for free so yes. 😜

If I offered you $3k every week and all you had to do was read a book for at least 4 hours a day, would you take it?

@roboticjoey Aries

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@PiListingNews 13!

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@MissSassbox The comments won me over!

can someone please mansplain to why me this is a good piece of meat in a way that would excite a woman

@iamdieforyouuu BEC Bacon, egg and cheese lol

You have to name him the last thing you ate

@MistressKye Sending you love and hugs 🫂

@hartgoat Hahaha I’ll take your poop covered eggs any day! Nothing beats farm fresh eggs!

Imagine turning down farm fresh eggs

@TheFigen_ lol I immediately thought of the fish who escaped the dentists fish tank in Finding Nemo

Now that's called courage! A fish held captive in a pool risked its life to gain its freedom.

@kamucheru @Kait2lyn And don’t forget the $4.99 rotisserie chicken!

@Kait2lyn Costco raised its membership fees this year.

Costco CEO who loses his shit at even the suggestion of raising the hot dog price is the only one safe

@MistressKye I am so sorry for your loss. You have my deepest sympathies.

@credealjunkie Dinners out every night. NYC has amazing restaurants and I’d be trying them all out.

If you had F-U money, what’s the one personal luxury you’d allow yourself daily, that you could never justify without the money? I’ll start

@dracudomme2 @notahorror Hahaha I love the vaporator!

@notahorror @SmittenSimply look you're famous

my type

@drclairetaylor I use my electric kettle every day

@pup_kenzo Take some time to yourself, love you!

@pulte Nice list!

@MistressKye Sending love and hugs 🫂 ❤️🙏

@Satanatrix 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@AmandaJK_ Hahahaha I just ate sausage and peppers!

This is your new puppy His name is the last thing you ate What is it?

@moment_mirthful @zerochills Cat is like “what the f**k is wrong with you dude?!?

“I just set the appointment up"... the most savage response l've heard this year...

@womenpostingws Yes. She’s sexy as fuck. Her body made three little humans in one shot. She’s a damn rockstar!

a woman going through pregnancy and safely giving birth to not just one, but three whole babies, is a massive W. "women being awful" and it's literally one of the most beautiful and self sacrificing things a person can do