Amukelani

I think its about time people people give Kelvin Momo his flowers. The man's sound is evolving. He knows how to pick his features. So far so good. That Sjava feature is criminal🚀🚀. But the question is, will Kurhula top Amukelani🤔🤔, time will tell

“Are you free after work?” me after work:

Me, eating the money she sent for a vasectomy.

I hate boring talking stages. Buy me gifts. Send me money. Take me on dates. Send me nice kicks. Kaftans, Trousers and Tees. Clear my cart. How am I suppose to know you like me if you don’t show it. Be intentional.

How i be on phone calls with my fav people after claiming i hate calls

nOte...🙂

When you ask a 10 to be your girlfriend and she says yes. Now you realize you've got to play Champions league every week, with a Stoke budget 😭

Arsenal at the beginning of every tournament vs the end in a 10 secs video 😭

This is how i’m gonna move after i get that beemer, and i’m ask to drive other people’s cars. 😂

She asked for pictures of my new haircut when she didn't pay for it so I blocked her

If she won’t do it another woman will do it💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone>>>

Get your bag up girl... You don't see rich girls bothered about this.

once you date a woman that spends on you, you’d realize how much nonsense you’ve tolerated in the past.

My money is my money and her money is our money. Clock it ….Purrrrrrrr 💅💅💅

I want a woman that will spend all her money on me and not be sexually attracted to me.

Relationship cancelled. I met all her friends and realize I got the broke one. And they even send her on errands. Girl bye 👋 😭

😂😂

Finally I can confidently use this footage : Arsenal FC in the mud.