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Distantspectator

@Spectatedistant

9/10 people don't read bios. Be the 10

Nearest mention انضم Eylül 2023
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Me to my girlfriend when the PDE5 inhibitors kick in
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Gymn trainers watching clients enter the gymn for the first time since 2025
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@MihrThakar Sad but true we are a cartel nation In Kenya nothing is ever "illegal" just depends on who you know "authorities" and have an "understanding" with Even the ETIMs we sweat to pay there is someone somewhere with an understanding who isn't paying we will only find out in 2028
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Mihr Thakar@MihrThakar·
I thought sheesha was illegal, but its sold without issue in many establishments. Seems like these establishments have an "understanding" with the authorities.
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George T. Diano@georgediano·
Been Kumis are hearing good out here, last night I saw patelo with a very big German machine. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember us this year aki, we also need to experience soft life. Makagare ziko strong & with extra ordinary mahinya, ni opportunity tu ndio tumekosa.🥹
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Barrack Gumba@_gumba1·
@georgediano Ben kumis are at their peak bana. Na niliwambia mniconect hata na Wavinya Ndeti mkasema mara ooh, anatoshana na Mamangu. Mnajua mamangu anatoshana aje ama kuna one of you amegongea mzae? Na besides, ni nyinyi mtagwara mali ama mimi? Don't judge prematurely bana. 😄
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@duncans_twitt @NelsonHavi Kenya you need real and true public transport(what we have now matatus and buses are private transport controlled by cartels so it's can't be called public) Western countries have proper public transport and also a high number of private car owners
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Duncan@duncans_twitt·
@NelsonHavi SC - as you walk around Europe’s richest cities, and even in Germany, how many of these guzzlers do you observe in the streets ? Very few. Vehicles mostly are small engine, and now growing battery powered. Rest of people, over 90% use public transportation.
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Nelson Havi SC@NelsonHavi·
Do not wait to be gifted on your birthday. Just go and get yourself a befitting gift for a hardworking 48 years old from the manufacturer.
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Wasikudanganye Nairobi those "making it" first start at the very bottom Some Sell their body Some work hard mjengo Some work hard Forex trade Some work hard wash wash Some work hard legit Either way they eventually make it, it takes years if they don't die before their time
𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫@Finehairr_

Guys who came to Nairobi bila godfathers or any leads, how did you make it jameni can you actually make it from zero without a godfather?

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@Rozay_kamau Kuja nikutreat this month Rose I specialise in buying virgin mocktails for my pals I don't drink alcohol or promote drinking alcohol
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can't even find the app to download it on the play store
Yana@iamlilbessy

@Miss_Patriciah @SafaricomPLC The app is okey. Kenyas just like complaining about everything hata huna a good reason. Just shouting up n down. This is not a marketplace. Tengeneza app yako nkt mscheeew.

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Peter Bull@Peter__Bull·
@droid254 Hello @droid254, I've been arrested (nyahururu, laikipia county) at Thompson Falls nyahururu for taking photos of the falls and front office of the falls, they assaulted me confiscated my gadgets and deleted everything Then arrested me, circulate I need help
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