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BREAKING: Jaylen Brown wins ECFinals MVP

The chance of being annihilated by a frog while in a hot tub is low, but never zero..

There are less than 10 superstars in the League today. They are Joker, Luka, SGA, GA, Tatum, Joel and maybe still Steph. LeBron was and ANT will be soon. That’s it.

The only time mustard touches my cart is for the ribs

I’m going to give $10,000 to someone random who reposts this and follows @Pulte and me. We will post proof of payment!

I need new friends who don’t think tequila is the appropriate celebration

🚨🇺🇸 AOC AND MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE FIGHT IN CONGRESS AOC: “She has to apologize” MTG: “I’m not apologizing. Why don’t you debate me?” AOC: “That’s self-evident” MTG: “Yeah, you don’t have enough intelligence.” MTG: "Are your feelings hurt? Aww." AOC: "Oh, girl. Baby girl, don't even play." MTG: "Oh, Really? Baby girl? I don't think so." Source: @BoLoudon

@seansypants The memories you keep alive are forever brother. Praying for you always

For my Twitter friends. This includes you as well. Some of y’all helped get me through the toughest part of this.

GUESS WHO GOT THE FUCKING POSITION “officially” TODAY

Ima stand behind her proudly as she pays for dinner 😤

@AMAZlNGNATURE Bro act like he ain’t ever played Pokémon. That’s Caterpie

What creature is this? 😳

The @celtics advance to the Eastern Conference Finals! #NBAConferenceFinals presented by Google Pixel

Celtics are back in the conference finals!

Jokic on receiving MVP: “You know I’m grateful to get another MVP, but for me it’s just basketball, I don’t know why other players cry when they get this trophy, what I do is I end up giving it to my horses to play with, that brings joy in my heart.” (Via @nuggets)

Tony Brothers is absolutely miserable

@SportsCenter Shaq

You can pick any player in their prime from NBA history to defend Nikola Jokic — who you rolling with? 🤔

If 18 year old me could see the career progress I’ve made.

I wonder if Lebron ever goes back and watches his flops

My BBQ kills this and does need this

I can be. Depending on the person. I trust my friends judgement and if they think the person is worth a chance I will give it to them