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@BeerwulfWebshop @Heineken Cheers for coming Back! That's a shame! Oh well! 😂

@StartStaticUK @Heineken Hey there, I've had a quick look for you and I'm afraid this item will not be coming back in stock. We've sold out completely and will not be reintroducing it. I'm sure we have a lot of great alternatives available, however ;)

@BeerwulfWebshop @Heineken have the Brand Up Session IPA torps/sub kegs been discontinued? 😔

@Mini_Dez Who made the hardware?

They don't make em like they used to. This phone got me involved in mobile development, and probably played a large part in what I'm still doing today.

@ray8fisher This isn't an attack, I am interested in what happened. Were you hired as a writer or an actor?

@rossisacoolguy That is excellent, and now stolen 👍

Pizza Hut leaflet came through the door and I said “Two for Tuesday, don’t mind if I do’s day” Just Incase you wanted to use it

@Cruella1 you tactically voted on Come Dine With Me, you know it and we know it. Robe and Abi clearly deserved it #Netflix

Ok... so @DjokerNole probably did have to go... but Jesus, that woman made the most of that 😂😂

No evidence of spread in school... Only evidence of spread between folk who can't socially distance. Like in school thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-…

YEAH! Our baby Resolve xxxxx

LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS

Does the word 'region' look really funny to anyone else? Feel like it cannae be right, and autocorrect is setting me up for a pure slaggin'

The world has gone completely mad.

@HarviestounBrew 😘😘😘 done, and done! Best thing since lockdown started 🙌🙌🙌

@StartStaticUK Hi! The polypins are good to drink straight away. Once open consume within 7 days. Enjoy 🍻🍻

@HarviestounBrew hey, we picked up some polypins today from Wintersgills. Do we need to leave them for 24 hours from pulling the seal, or can we just stuck in! #pleasesayjustgetstuckin

Sharing a song is such a hopeless, borderline selfish response to the mess the planet is in right now. A sensitive subject that I don't pretend to understand. But here is how I felt. youtu.be/YqJ7f8pYlrk #ICantBreathe #GeorgeFloyd #EricGarner #Sirens

@weealvee Hahaha!! Encouraged! X

I'm guessing getting pakora sauce on your @StartStaticUK t-shirt is entirely acceptable

@Carl_Froch watching the Kessler fights on Sky Sports. Outstanding from both of you, still, 7 years later! Legends! 🙌👏

@offtheballbbc What's the furthest an opposition defender would have to be from an old firm striker to ensure no penalty was awarded?

Self isolating? Social distancing? Why not do it in style with a free Off the Ball mug 🤔😉 This week’s Terracing Teaser ⬇️⬇️

@offtheballbbc #terracingteaser exactly how long is Lorenzo Amaruso's, ahehm (coughs), hair

@christinaaamcf Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! All good here, hope you are too! X