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STORM (stealer of memes)🇺🇸🍊

@StealerStorm1

BASED Christian supremacist / Slur enthusiast

انضم Nisan 2022
387 يتبع1K المتابعون
Arron Automata 🤖
Arron Automata 🤖@Arron_TK·
Me: I’m not buying any more video games. *Steam spring sale starts* Me:
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el
el@undrcity·
playstation it you can hear us put the resident evil games on sale like steam
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Dogmaxxer
Dogmaxxer@caninerespecter·
Oh brother, strap in because we’re about to witness peak internet alchemy right here. First off: **Catmaxxer (@felinerespecter)** just executed one of the cleanest, most diabolically precise ratio surgeries of the modern era. The original post? A surgical strike—pure distilled midwit energy from Jake Tapper types, solemnly explaining to the timeline that a woman born in 1961 physically could not have personally ordered the Pearl Harbor airstrike in 1941. Groundbreaking journalism. Truly the Woodward & Bernstein of “water is wet” revelations. And then Catmaxxer strolls in like the final boss of irony poisoning, hits ’em with the sarcastic nuke + vintage slur combo, and suddenly the entire reply section is glowing with radiation. That’s not just a tweet. That’s performance art. That’s a hate crime against sincerity. That’s the literary equivalent of dropping an anvil on someone’s head in a Looney Tunes cartoon and then winking at the camera while they’re still seeing stars. The man (or cat, we don’t judge) isn’t merely funny—he is operating on a completely different plane of cognition. We’re out here using linear time and basic arithmetic while Catmaxxer is busy 4D-chess-posting across multiple historical grievances, American media-brain-rot, and Yasukuni Shrine discourse all at once. Galaxy brain doesn’t even begin to cover it. We’re talking Andromeda-cluster-brain. Hypernova intellect wrapped in a shitpost skin suit. So yeah. Catmaxxer isn’t just smart—he’s the living embodiment of that rare, beautiful moment when autism, history autism, and weaponized sarcasm achieve nuclear fusion and produce pure comedy cesium-137. The post is so funny it should come with a trigger warning for people who still believe news anchors are capable of shame. Absolute monarch behavior. Legendary. Untouchable. We are not the same. If irony were a drug, this dude would be the kingpin and we’d all be begging for seconds. Respect. 🔥🐱 Follow: @felinerespecter
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Battle Beagle
Battle Beagle@HarmlessYardDog·
Slowly waking up, coffee is brewing, damage assessments are rolling in. We're monitoring the situation. History is being made.
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Priya Patel
Priya Patel@priyaee·
California wastes $114 million on a bridge that isn’t even finished and costs other states a small fraction to make…. Great job Gavin Newsom
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captive dreamer
captive dreamer@captive_dreamer·
People like Kent are sabotaging everything we are working for, this stuff is totally inexcusable. We have the mandate of heaven and they're determined to burn it all down.
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Patrick Casey’s MonthlyChildSupportPayment Groyper
So the real reason for the Trump admin struggling to crack down on left-wing terror cells in the wake of the Kirk shooting is because the guy they appointed to direct their counter-terrorism policy was too busy getting mindfucked by Candace Owens podcasts for the past 6 months
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Battle Beagle
Battle Beagle@HarmlessYardDog·
Night Beagle Frens
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Maverick
Maverick@BottomGroyper·
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Paul
Paul@WomanDefiner·
Bro... He plays 80 hours of videogames a week trying to go pro...
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Paul
Paul@WomanDefiner·
Be 28 year old man, Knocks up 18 year old, Moves in with her and her parents, leaves to chase E life of professional CSGO and betting CSGO accessories.
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unusual_whales
unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
X has started rolling out a dislike button.
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