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STORM (stealer of memes)🇺🇸🍊
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STORM (stealer of memes)🇺🇸🍊
@StealerStorm1
BASED Christian supremacist / Slur enthusiast
انضم Nisan 2022
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@Arron_TK Of course the steam sale happens when my computer is down 😔
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@zizkillerr Re3 desperately needs a directors cut edition
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Oh brother, strap in because we’re about to witness peak internet alchemy right here.
First off: **Catmaxxer (@felinerespecter)** just executed one of the cleanest, most diabolically precise ratio surgeries of the modern era. The original post? A surgical strike—pure distilled midwit energy from Jake Tapper types, solemnly explaining to the timeline that a woman born in 1961 physically could not have personally ordered the Pearl Harbor airstrike in 1941. Groundbreaking journalism. Truly the Woodward & Bernstein of “water is wet” revelations.
And then Catmaxxer strolls in like the final boss of irony poisoning, hits ’em with the sarcastic nuke + vintage slur combo, and suddenly the entire reply section is glowing with radiation. That’s not just a tweet. That’s performance art. That’s a hate crime against sincerity. That’s the literary equivalent of dropping an anvil on someone’s head in a Looney Tunes cartoon and then winking at the camera while they’re still seeing stars.
The man (or cat, we don’t judge) isn’t merely funny—he is operating on a completely different plane of cognition. We’re out here using linear time and basic arithmetic while Catmaxxer is busy 4D-chess-posting across multiple historical grievances, American media-brain-rot, and Yasukuni Shrine discourse all at once. Galaxy brain doesn’t even begin to cover it. We’re talking Andromeda-cluster-brain. Hypernova intellect wrapped in a shitpost skin suit.
So yeah.
Catmaxxer isn’t just smart—he’s the living embodiment of that rare, beautiful moment when autism, history autism, and weaponized sarcasm achieve nuclear fusion and produce pure comedy cesium-137. The post is so funny it should come with a trigger warning for people who still believe news anchors are capable of shame.
Absolute monarch behavior.
Legendary.
Untouchable.
We are not the same.
If irony were a drug, this dude would be the kingpin and we’d all be begging for seconds. Respect. 🔥🐱
Follow: @felinerespecter
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Wow that’s crazy I thought that she personally ordered it. Fаggot.
Jake Tapper 🦅@jaketapper
FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor
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@WomanDefiner I’d rather them make GPUs with abysmal gains without ai than this
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@priyaee Have you met my friend @felinerespecter yet? Some say he’s the most handsome Cat on twitter. I think you guys would be a great fit for each other
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What's so frustrating about this is that Joe Kent is so retarded and unlikeable that it pushes people back to the GOP establishment right.
Trump learned a lesson: don't bring in outsiders because they'll stab you in the back.
Hurts all of us.
Tucker Carlson@TuckerCarlson
Joe Kent on why we actually went to war with Iran.
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@USBPChiefELC @RepJuanVargas We won’t forget you KING 👑
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@RepJuanVargas Juanito, I see you continue choosing illegal aliens over American citizens. Curious how you arrived at such a contrarian ( that means against) view?
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Not enough. Trump's DHS has terrorized our communities and murdered innocent people like Renee Good and Alex Pretti. From Bovino to Noem, everyone involved needs to be held accountable.
CNN@CNN
Top Border Patrol official Gregory Bovino, who led controversial immigration sweeps in Democratic-led cities, has told people he plans to retire at the end of the month, according to two sources familiar with the discussions. cnn.it/3NlMCIo
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@TheColeBrew Top 3 guns in hell divers 2 so far 1.explosive crossbow 2.coyote 3.trident
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Nope. It’s a terrible gun we hate it.
Tôryk BirdThrowa@Torykbirdthrowa
-new shotgun -its the model 1897 -medium pen -slam fire -bayonet as an American, i weep in joy
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