Sarah - Dancing with Dr Kelson to Duran Duran

RALPH FIENNES SMILED AT ME WHEN I SAID THANK YOU FOR SIGNING MY PROGRAMME 😭😭😭😭

A girl on the bus was talking about Young Sherlock to her mother and she said "I'm only watching it because Hero Fiennes-Tiffin is in it" and I almost warned her of the brain rot you suffer when you fancy one of the Fiennes family 😭

Me not realising the screen is super bright on my phone because my glasses have gone dark so everything looks darker to me 🙃🙃

@hughtwtistoxic And she'd know if they're missing anything, given she stalks everyone who has her blocked and who she has blocked. Demented freakazoid of a creature

He's married and happy, you're 38 and as single as a pylon. Clearly, your taste isn't doing you any favors, so maybe sit this one out.

Tonda Eckert's SAINTS ✊

@NorthernGoon49 @JoSaintsJo My old ass will be asleep then too 😂

@StillNotWitty @JoSaintsJo Get your own back, 11.30 tonight 😉

One of my neighbours has a motorbike. Guess what he was doing at 7:30am today.

low engagement is not gonna stop me. I talk to myself in real life too

Parasocial hate should be studied more. You literally do not have to interact with things you don’t like. It’s really very simple.

girl i’m bored let’s have healthy boundaries with celebrities and their personal lives

@JoSaintsJo 😬 I don’t know why anyone needs to do noisy things so early on a weekend. Some of us are trying to have a lie in, you twats.

@StillNotWitty Oh no! I replied on his post to say try a neighbour with an angle grinder

The differences in personality. 😂😂 Which one are you? Me first!

In less than 3 weeks, Israel killed over 1,000 people in Lebanon. These are some of their names.

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me on twitter

You're telling me he plays a man who is lounging in prison because he murdered his wife and he gets asked to help solve other murders and David Tennant is also in it as a vicar? Okay then

I fear I may have to watch Inside Man with Mr Stanley Tucci

Just 11 more days until I get my DVD of The Choral and I can force my parents to sit down and watch sad, gay Ralph with me on the big TV

@althanair Me too. It’s the Tamworth Two all over again.

@StillNotWitty his long-lost cousins 🥲🥲 all jokes aside i hope she's alright and she is found soon 🥹

Have they caught the escaped Capybara yet that’s what I want to know

I think the reason I don’t get controlling of my faves is because I have a life & I know I don’t know them irl and their actions actually have nothing to do with me. 🙂🙂 I like pics and support and go about my day.

@althanair This is the funniest shit though. They were from IPSWICH marwell.org.uk/zoo-news/state…

@StillNotWitty COME TO ME SAMBA I'LL LOVE YOU