strudel

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THE MIDWIT MANIFESTO The curse of existing in the middle part of the bell curve, at least in terms of trading and investing, is its utter inescapability - the fact that it is completely Sysiphean in nature. Ask a midwit to countertrade himself. He is unable to. He himself is a countertrade; he is doomed to make the wrong decision. He wants to go long and decides to short in an attempt to countertrade himself--the countertrade becomes the trade, he fails again. The rock rolls back down the hill. Repeat and repeat ad infinitum. Personally, as someone who resides in the midcurve nearly permanently; moments of brilliance are fleeting (impossible?) while moments of left-curve brashness are also impossible - by the time a mid curve considers aping, they are too late. If a midwit can stumble his way to a high-IQ cabal play, they are again too late. By nature, by destiny, the decision of a midwit is midwitted. The midwit wallows in his own mediocrity. He sullies his own decisions and the decisions of others -- do not share your opinion with one, shortly your good idea will become a mediocre one. He will inevitably buy tops and sell bottoms. The stench of mediocrity is unwashable. So accept it. Embrace it. Because ultimately mediocrity is superior to the high-IQ who fizzles out -- there are hundreds of examples of these men who flew far too close to the sun. I don’t have to name them. A midwits fate is ultimately one of happiness - one of contentment, the satisfaction of someone who resigned to the winds of fate. And those winds generally take a good man, a normal man, to a normal place, a good place. midwitio

WILL YOU BE $FINE ANON

WE'RE $FINE

Chiba Inu - $CHIB Named after the city where Kabosu ( Doge ) and Neiro originate from. Mentioned in Kabosumama's Twitter bio: @kabosumama Chart: dextools.io/app/en/ether/p… Website ChibToken.com TG: t.me/ChibToken #Doge #Neiro $NEIRO $SHIB $DOGE

$TRANS GORLOCK IS THE LATEST CELEBRITY COIN AND ONE OF THE BIGGEST MEMES OF 2024 AND YOU'RE NOT BIDDING?

$TRANS

brainrot has reached the point of no return, you cannot fade this narrative. every $zoomer will $glaze, we will $glaze your favorite CT influenzas into buying we will $glaze our way to the fucking top, millions will $glaze with us.

@satorshills @GLAZE_GOD $GLAZE

Zoomer brainrot meta will be one of the few leading metas this memecoin supercycle. $ZOOMER $MOTION $RIZZ etc. are already in the millions. There’s some huge zoomer terms that have bottomed, I think $GLAZE is next. First run went to 400k, this is programmed for millions. yuhiMDwpDidxJxsuyX1A4GS8Q25rwHmgpRKarRLpump

There's a coin that I think could be the $MOG of Solana that just got CTO'd. It's called $GLAZE And after calling: • $MOTION (50x) • $MICHI (40x) • $GME (30x) • $REMILIO (100x) • $PEDRO (50x) • $COOK (20x) I think this is next. Here's why: (1/4)

This has 1m likes on tik tok - an encyclopedia of the zoomer meta. Here are tickers for everything mentioned, I think several go 100x $1m+: • $SKBDI • $MOTION • $AURA • $RIZZ • $COOK Sub-$100k: • $GLAZE • $YAP • $GYATT • $SOY • $SIGMA • $GOON • $bussin • $nocap

$OBEMA is the buy on the democrat side. $TRUMP will go higher into the election. The republican VP play is undervalued right now. $TOOLSI has the highest odds (see below). If she's Trump's VP, obviously it sends off the announcement. $130k rn, makes $10m+ on announcement, possibly much higher depending on her press.

got an abandoned meme shitcoin list that i keep an eye on for action looks like something is cooking with $GRUMPY, not sure what worth keeping an eye on

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@StrudelEth Ca ?

calling $100k rn

shremp

$SHRMP

@TheThreador @JackNiewold @blknoiz06 lmao

It's legitimately preposterous that @blknoiz06 thinks celebs rugging shitcoins is good for the space. First of all -- it's obvious that buying a pump and dump is not really onboarding people to the space. No one is going to invest $100 into Mother Iggy token, get dumped on, and stick around to stake SOL on JITO. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY: no one is downloading Phantom and onboarding from Coinbase to buy SouljaBoy coin. It's crypto natives themselves that are buying this, then PVPing themselves to squeak out 2 SOL in profit before the team rugs for, like, $10k. There's no way that these celebs are onboarding real people. Iggy coin has 10k holders. PEPE FAM on Sol has 10k holders too. It sits at a $1.4m market cap. We don't need Caitlin Jenner to get people to buy memes on Solana. If anything, look at Coinbase for onboarding via memes--Normilio on BASE has has 50% the market cap and 6x the holders. All of the celeb coins so far have been outright grifts -- the space doesn't need this.