Time for a reset.

@AntiTrumpCanada @Dazzaat I'll enjoy watching him catch fire while he is doing it. Imagine. Trump reading.

This stupid cunt who’s broken all Ten Commandments is gonna read the Bible tomorrow in the Oval Office.

@Docsthename Why is it that no one will, when they are going there anyway?

I really would appreciate it if someone would go to toilet for me.

@ginandchips Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday to me. 66!

@ginandchips Need to update your bio.

@theLaura_Grace @tazweare I wondered today if the chicken in the fridge was off. Strange colour on part of it. It was a shadow.

@tazweare I’ve been that drunk 😍

I just spent longer than I'd like to admit trying to clean a spot off my floor.... that was a patch of sunshine.

@aparachick Pretty flat. Slight gains.

@Hellie1982 It's not 3 either.

Well I know its not #2.

@MissIgraine You need to make yourself a priority. Otherwise everything else suffers.

I've been very shit at making time for my fam to catch up the last few years. But I also have been shit at looking after myself - not personal. Just exhausted & overwhelmed. I've committed to doing better this year. And I've already done that. Small steps. Offered to take time

@Susan16Park @GuntherEagleman The best is yet to come, for us. Not him.

@GuntherEagleman What it gets even worse ?

🚨 President Trump just posted this! “THE BEST IS YET TO COME!”

@sueytweets Considering it is a horse term, I'd say rein.

Free rein or free reign? I assumed it was reign but autocorrect said it was rein

@merkin_about @SandyHorne61 You can, if you know how to hide the bodies properly.

@SandyHorne61 People. Can't trust them, can't murder them. Sorry it's happened, it's a horrible feeling xx

There were some tentative plans for something happening later this week. I was looking forward to it. But I've just been told that the plans have firmed up and they now don't include me. No apology. This is cruel. If you want to hurt my feelings, exclude me 🙄

@astro_jaz I figure in the next one it will be brown and indistinguishable from the ring.

do you think we’ll have another photo of earth like this again?

@Hellie1982 I really don't care what liquid you use to prepare for your wet tshirt photo.

Apparently missing my mouth when drinking milk is a thing, now I have a shirt wet with milk

@Susan16Park I am surprised that the Vatican hasn't set the Illuminati on tRump yet. Now that is something the secret service should be really scared of.

@news_australian Yes, we are sorry we didn't lock your arse up sooner.

Do you think war hero Ben Roberts-Smith VC deserves an apology? #auspol #benrobertsmith

@sunflow15685280 Not in any world I inhabit.

Friendz, I spotted this snake 🐍😲 👀 Harmless tree snake? 🧐🤔🌻

@Amywiththemugs I can smell them from here.

@Amywiththemugs We appreciate you for what we see in you. We aren't judging a book by its cover.

@96Mrbsa @BrownSquirrell Lucky start.

@StuartS1961 @BrownSquirrell 👏👏👏

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@96Mrbsa @BrownSquirrell Wordle 1,765 2/6* 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@BrownSquirrell Nice. I'm at line 4 and I'm going to sleep on it, hopefully I have some inspiration in the morning.