Sock Master aka the Barefoot Boss

Not everyone can really pull off sweaty black socks like this. The socks, the soles, the toes, the whole barefoot insanity, and of course… how horrible they smell Iconic

Got a new recliner. You know how I want to celebrate. Get on your knees

You know what’s hot? Sitting with my feet up while movers take care of my stuff. You know what would be even hotter? You serving my feet and paying them when they’re done 🔥🔥🔥

Moving today. How about you unpack my stuff and I’ll let you worship my feet after? Seems fair to me

Bro, I don’t understand why you wanna lay on the floor while I take my sweaty socks off, but I guess if you’re gonna clean the house while I watch the game I’ll allow it

Be honest, do you miss me wearing socks? We’re over a quarter of the year at this point and I can’t even remember the last time I had socks on. I can definitely tell because I feel like my feet smell so much more than they used to

I don’t like to be kept waiting idiot

Who wants to have a foot worshipping contest? Winner gets to keep serving at my feet

I lost a bunch of followers and my posts are flopping. It might be time to hang it up

My feet are going to LA for the Olympics. Who wants to help fund the trip?

I been movin calm don’t start no trouble with me. Tryna keep it peaceful is a struggle for me… they gon tell the story shit was different with me

Took my vans off in the car after getting caught in the ran and holy shit. They smell so bad. Last buyer backed out so they’re still available

Removing my vans after a long day outside in the sun, they smelled so bad I cut this video short to get rid of the shoes. I can’t believe this is what you like… loser

I’m still deciding if I’m coming back. I have a lot of personal stuff going on. But these shoes haven’t seen socks in forever and they’re getting to be too nasty to wear at work. Who wants them?

Today is my however many year anniversary of doing this. Send something to celebrate loser

I’m going on an indefinite break. I don’t know if or when I’ll be back.

Does it count as burping in public if the windows are open? Because I’ve been belching loud AF today, and I know people on the street can hear it 😂

Throwback to socks. I almost miss them honestly

So much to admire on this Valentine’s Day

Who’s paying for my girlfriend and I to go out this weekend? While you’re stuck at home, a dateless loser that just goons to feet

Also… 12/16-1/27