Stefan

You’ve heard of turning two but betcha haven’t heard of turning zero

notagainnotagainnotagainnotagain okay phew

Zack Hample in the stands after he just killed a kid to catch a ball from batting practice

Wait I can’t believe that Andrew McCutchen hit his first home run as a Ranger on the same day as the Dallas furry convention.

Cool. Calm. Cutch. #AllForTX

Lining 100 mph Duran fastballs past the SS at age 39 in extras. There was just no room for this guy on the team we had to go with the also old as dirt wife beater instead. Thank you Cherington.

CUTCH! Andrew McCutchen sends a frozen rope into the seats for his first home run of the season 💪

They used to love him 'round here 🤷‍♂️

The Pirates benched Oneil Cruz to play a centerfielder who can actually catch the ball. Novel concept.

The fact that a 39 year old Andrew McCutchen looks way better than a 27 O'Neil Cruz pretty much sums up what's been wrong with the Pirates forever.

@FrankKlose @zchoow first ballot, and it’s up for debate

Every Ranger gets booed at introduction except Andrew McCutchen

Really glad the pirates skipped the false hope at the beginning of the season and went straight to complete ass

Two innings into a 162 game season

One inning of Pirates baseball and we're already feeling the motherfucking magic!

You do not hate this guy and israel enough.

He’s actively killing Americans with his dogshit public health policies 😭 but god forbid I cyber bully him for shitty leg press form

The title for best pitcher in baseball between Tarik Skubal and Paul Skenes isn’t very close

@pale_atlantis @1brightman1 August 1st, 2025

@1brightman1 how do you blow a lead to yourself?!

fuck i miss baseball. i cant wait until ive spent over $100 for a ticket to see a middle reliever blow a 3 run lead to the worst team in the division.

@DomDiTommaso @maramercadante It’s so obvious which “fans” weren’t around from 09-15

Andrew McCutchen is the face and name of an entire Pirates generation. He didn't deserve an ugly exit from this team, let alone two. And I'm shocked so many people don't seem to mind. I don't care about his play on the field -- he's earned a lot better. This was fumbled.

@mattvanswol Teach them to be grifters like their daddy