Tess Varney

@cbsweeney Congrats, that's so exciting!!

Something I’ve wanted to say since I was like 15 years old: I’m writing a book! And I think it is gonna be great. 🦜✈️🦅🔫🦢

@ellieracemoore This is also my approach

Im never gonna rescue that princess but I just might get a michelin star

@notfolu @annielkozak Yes please!!

@annielkozak pizza date with @TessVarney soon??!?

bought a pizza peel, gonna grill some pizza this weekend

A very happy @IFFBoston Opening Night to all who celebrate.

@annielkozak Lol oh no

I thought my car was fucked but it turns out I just haven’t gotten my oil changed in two years. Lol.

@hannanimal I love to do this, aggressively.

The feminine urge to go bother your girlfriend while she's working.

@eliyudin If you are a side sleeper, make sure your pillow is under your neck to your shoulder to ensure proper support. Game changer for me.

Over 30 Twitter any tips on fixing an extremely painful neck strain caused by “going to sleep”

@HunkGame This boy looks like he walked onto my sister's porch at the end, which honestly dead on location for this look

With @wirecutter/@nytimes management refusing to come to the table to reach a deal, 100% of our unit will be striking from Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday. The best way you can support us is by boycotting @wirecutter from 11/25-11/29: wirecutterunion.com/support-us/

@annielkozak What?!?!?!

He was like “can I have that” and I just handed it over?????

A guy on the street asked me for my sandwich and I just gave it to him?????

A single link to buy tickets to The Kerfuffle AND all of the other great shows at @RockwellThtr? Sign us up. Also get your Kerfuffle tickets today!

@joshgondelman Thanks Josh! You are the best and bring so much love and kindness to others!

@TessVarney Hi you mean so much to so many people!!!

Okay hi if anyone needs a pep talk I’m here for five minutes just let me know!

@nicolefonsh @TheMamaFesto I have this and it's such a game changer, so much space for snacks

@CaseyMalone That cute foot hold 🥺

@hannanimal @CaseyMalone I feel like their personalities are captured well here

@CaseyMalone I simply think they are perfect.

@annielkozak Here for this

Not ME falling in love with Revere Beach…

@nicolefonsh Why choose!!

@hannanimal Truly his mother's son

His taste is exquisite. The only TV he enjoys is Point Break and zambonis.

My cat watching Point Break.

@CaseyMalone I got my second vaccine but my brain basically is like no it's January and you don't go places still.