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CRUSHING LOBSTER

@ThatGhostly

im a criminal. criminals are HOT! 23

i am your roommate انضم Ocak 2017
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Melian Refugee
Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos·
what do you do with people like this? Serious question... mass euthanasia? reinvention of something like medieval monasteries? a "jack in" to some kind of VR reality soma? Something has to be done
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Alleyboy Ty (comms opens)
Alleyboy Ty (comms opens)@KangaroomyTy·
Gamestop rn:
Wario64@Wario64

GameStop - Trade Anything Day (Dec 6th) - Bring Whatever, Get Store Credit "Exclusions include - Hazardous waste or material, chemicals, liquids. Lithium ion batteries or items containing lithium ion batteries. Weapons and ammo. Dead or alive animals (Taxidermy items are valid for trade). Alcohol, Tobacco, drugs or pharmaceuticals (legal or not). Computers (such as desktops, laptops, notebooks, all-in-ones, minis, workstations, e-readers, tablets, thin clients, smart displays, virtual reality headsets with built-in processor, interactive flat panel displays with built-in processor) excluding certain MacBooks GameStop normally accepts in trade. Computer peripherals intended for use with a computer and weighing less than 100 pounds (monitors, keyboards/keypads, mice/pointing devices, external hard drives (excluding those normally accepted in trade), facsimile machines, document scanners, printers, 3D printers, label printers, digital picture frames. Small electronic equipment (portable digital music players, VCRs, DVD players, DVRs, digital converter boxes, cable or satellite receivers, projectors including those with DVD player capability). Small scale servers. Televisions. Gift cards and other currency (foreign or domestic). Jewelry. Sexual and explicit items. Items resembling body parts. Items MUST fit in our 20x20x20 measuring box. Terms and conditions of promotion are subject to change. GameStop employees have the discretion to reject any item." bit.ly/3OAPoav

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hb
hb@h3xenbrenner2·
(Driving 1mm from your rear bumper) dear lord please bless the traveller in front of me and guide them safely to their destination
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Lil B THE BASEDGOD
Lil B THE BASEDGOD@LILBTHEBASEDGOD·
SWAG - Lil B
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the heart
the heart@Fredward3948576·
$5.50. Paid with six 1 dollar bills. That’s 50 cents change for my math enthusiasts out there. Two quarters for my coin enthusiasts out there. Heart condition at 35 for my health enthusiasts out there
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boonchi
boonchi@boonchibaby·
The Crumbler: i'm going to crumble you now me: nooo [The Crumbler starts his Crumblator like a chainsaw] me: please no [The Crumbler crumbles a giant cookie in between us] me: oh god no..the crumbs :0 doctor removing me from the fear simulator: you did well in there today
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Mr. Meat Scraps
Mr. Meat Scraps@ReallyLoudFart·
LOWER THE MOTHERFUCKIN PORTCULLIS NIGGA!!!
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brainrot dimension
brainrot dimension@brainrotpostig·
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⁎⁺dephy ✩彡
⁎⁺dephy ✩彡@sillydeph·
dark humour mfs when you joke about the death of their favorite right wing political commentator instead of the death of some random trans teenager
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𝐁ℝㄖℕυℕivⓔℝsit𝕐
𝐁ℝㄖℕυℕivⓔℝsit𝕐@BronUniversity·
Shooting Charlie Kirk right under a “PROVE ME WRONG” is crazy 😭
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Melonie Kares
Melonie Kares@MelonieKares2·
Peek the GameCube controller on my desk I can hide that easily, just saying 😋
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Dudley Newright
Dudley Newright@NewRightPoast·
Just saw a guy at the airport whose fade was so fresh, whose drip was so goated, who was so effortlessly chatting up a 10/10 pawg yoga baddie, that I didn't realize for a few minutes that he had Down Syndrome.
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MegaChan
MegaChan@ItsMegaChan·
Insane YouTube recommended pull.
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Mr. Meat Scraps
Mr. Meat Scraps@ReallyLoudFart·
Shoes for men whose feet are completely round like an elephant's
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pierce
pierce@cringe_genius·
when i was 5 my father introduced me to a friend of his and for no reason at all i hit him right in the stomach with all my strength. he died a year later
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Mr. Meat Scraps
Mr. Meat Scraps@ReallyLoudFart·
A Hungarian is a librarian with a huge cock
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Nikki Morgen Comix
Nikki Morgen Comix@ducknuk_comic·
PaRappa the Trip Sitter
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