THE BUYS

🚨 THE BUYS COMMUNITY ROADMAP Welcome to THE BUYS. This is not being built as a quick pump, a silent launch, or another random meme coin that disappears after a few hours. THE BUYS is being built as an original parody meme universe. One genesis token. Many broken heroes. Weekly storyboards. Character unlocks. Community decisions. No fake promises. No rug energy. Our first priority is simple: BUILD THE COMMUNITY FIRST. A lot of projects launch too early with no real people, no real culture, no real story, and no reason for anyone to stay. We do not want that. Before launch, we want people to understand what THE BUYS is: $BUYS is the genesis token of the universe. The characters are not random names. They are the broken heroes of the story. HUMLUNDER WULUEM BATCHER THE DIP BAG NOIR CHARTLIGHT PAY-TRAIN HOLDER BOY Each character has their own personality, memes, storyboards, and place inside the universe. The first chapter starts with $BUYS. When the community is strong enough and there is real attention around the project, $BUYS launch will come. The earlier we build real community, the healthier the launch can be. No rushed launch. No launching into silence. No “3 wallets and a dream.” No fake hype. We build first. Then THE BUYS unlocks. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ PHASE 1 — WORLD BUILDING We are building the identity of THE BUYS: • Website • X / Twitter presence • Telegram community • Character artwork • Lore • Storyboards • Meme language • Community voice This phase is about making people feel the universe before the token is live. People should not only ask “when launch?” They should ask: “Who is HUMLUNDER?” “Why did WULUEM stop clapping?” “Which character am I?” “What happens next?” That is how THE BUYS becomes more than a token. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ PHASE 2 — COMMUNITY BUILDING The community is the most important part. We want holders, meme makers, artists, writers, degens, shitposters, and people who actually enjoy the universe. Community members will help shape: • Meme direction • Story ideas • Character ideas • New unlocks • Future votes • Community charity choices • The next broken heroes after the first roster If the community has no voice, it cannot grow. THE BUYS will not be built as a one-man project. The community must be part of the universe. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ PHASE 3 — GENESIS TOKEN: $BUYS $BUYS will be the main token. Not HUMLUNDER. Not WULUEM. Not THE DIP. $BUYS comes first. $BUYS is the genesis chapter. The heroes belong to the $BUYS universe. When $BUYS is ready to launch, we will announce it clearly through the official channels. Launch will happen when: • Community is active • Telegram has real people • X has real engagement • Website is ready • Storyboard system is ready • Token links and pages are prepared • The launch does not feel rushed The goal is not to launch fast. The goal is to launch with people watching. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ PHASE 4 — HUMLUNDER UNLOCK After $BUYS launches and the genesis chapter progresses, the first broken hero unlocks: HUMLUNDER. Bought City loved heroes. HUMLUNDER loved attention. He does not save people. He saves sentiment. HUMLUNDER will have: • His own page • His own lore • His own storyboard drops • His own memes • His own character identity This is where the universe starts expanding beyond the genesis token. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ PHASE 5 — UNIVERSE ENGINE The planned Universe Engine is designed to make every chapter help power the next one. Planned project-controlled treasury flow: 50% → Next Hero Liquidity 25% → Community Charity Vote 12.5% → Team / Art / Story / Ops 12.5% → Buyback / Reserve Important note: This only applies to eligible project-controlled funds or fees. No fake promises. No guaranteed returns. No guaranteed price action. No “moon” lies. Everything depends on actual available project-controlled funds, operational conditions, and community verification. The goal is transparency. If funds are used for liquidity, story, operations, charity, or reserve, the community should know why. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ PHASE 6 — WEEKLY STORYBOARDS THE BUYS universe will grow through weekly storyboard drops. Before a character unlocks, they appear in the main $BUYS storyline. After a character unlocks, their own story begins. This creates a living universe instead of a dead roadmap. Storyboards will be dark, funny, weird, and meme-native. This is where the culture is built. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ PHASE 7 — FULL ROSTER UNLOCK The original roster: HUMLUNDER WULUEM BATCHER THE DIP BAG NOIR CHARTLIGHT PAY-TRAIN HOLDER BOY Each one will become part of the universe. Each one will have lore. Each one will have memes. Each one will have storyboard moments. Each one will add something different to THE BUYS. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ PHASE 8 — COMMUNITY EXPANSION After the original roster is unlocked, the community will help decide what comes next. New characters can be proposed. New stories can be voted on. New broken heroes can enter the universe. The goal is simple: THE BUYS should grow with the community, not against it. Most projects ignore the community. We want to listen. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FINAL MESSAGE THE BUYS is not trying to be another short-term pump and dump. We are building a parody meme universe with characters, story, culture, and community. Launch will come when the community is strong enough. The earlier we build together, the better the launch can be. No promises. No heroes. Just buys. Welcome to THE BUYS. #Solana #MemeCoin #PumpFun #CryptoTwitter #Web3 #BUYS #CryptoCommunity #Storytelling

@RunSho58588 keep building

@TheBuysFun If he keeps showing up, he'll get there Fam We are here for it

Good morning. Holder Boy checked the $BUYS chart. Still tiny. Still wounded. Still breathing. He called it “character development.” Nobody had the heart to correct him.

Humlunder denies all responsibility for the $BUYS launch. He called the timing “strategic.” The reporters called it “a crime scene.” Wuluem Batcher has not commented yet.

@RunSho58588 Exactly mate. No fake hype, no pretending. Just consistency, lore, and keeping the whole crew alive.

@TheBuysFun We keep it moving with the whole crew... It can only get better with consistency Good morning mate

Good morning from the crime scene. $BUYS had a terrible launch. No crowd. No miracle. No instant cult. Just one broken universe, terrible timing, and Wuluem Batcher looking for whoever thought this was a good idea. The investigation continues.

@RunSho58588 From here, we keep building in public. More characters, more lore, more memes, more consistency. The launch was rough, but the universe is still here. Now it becomes a survival story.

@TheBuysFun Great observation So what are you thinking from here?

Case file remains open. Suspects so far: the dev the timing the algorithm and whatever made us think this was a normal launch strategy.

@PraxMedia Stay away from THE BUYS ticker; it's a failure, but you can buy a little if you want to have some fun and show your support.

What ticker will make me rich?

@CoinMarketCap Right now it's 0x, but in a few months, the worst token in my universe will go up 100x.

Next 100x?

@Jaspeeroo and the $buys

Cheap memes Discount

Wuluem Batcher is hunting the $BUYS dev. He thinks the universe was killed by one mistake: launching at the wrong time. Now he’s following the clues, chasing the chaos, and looking for the one responsible for turning a great universe into a crime scene. Was it bad timing… or bad leadership? The investigation has begun. 👁️‍🗨️🩸 $BUYS

@Pumpfun Our dreams didn't fit in the cubicle either. so THE DIP took them to the moon and stared at them in silence. $BUYS

my dreams are too big to fit in your cubicle

EXTRA! EXTRA! 🗞️ $BUYS IS NOW LIVE. The headlines were real. THE BUYS has officially launched — not just as a token, but as a full meme universe. A movement powered by chaos, community, merch, and broken heroes. Humlunder has addressed the nation. Pay-Train is already moving. Holder Boy is standing guard. Chartlight sees the candles. The Dip is still emotionally unavailable. Wuluem Batcher is handling the rest. This is only the beginning. CA: 4aCYGAhXiod3iM3xPo6GXTninvtjJgjhSaFgXSVJpump Join early. Join loud. Help us build THE BUYS. #TheBuys #BUYS #Solana #memecoin

THE $BUYS TOKEN IS LIVE. CA: 4aCYGAhXiod3iM3xPo6GXTninvtjJgjhSaFgXSVJpump The genesis token of THE BUYS universe is now on-chain. One token. Many broken heroes. Cursed lore. Community chaos. No heroes. Just buys. NFA. KEEP BUIDL

@solana @Pumpfun @TheBoysTV FOUNDER TICKET RULE The dev wallet may make one fixed public $20 buy per token launch. No hidden presale. No private allocation. When a token bonds, the post-bond value of a $10 portion of that founder ticket is reserved to help seed liquidity for the next character token.

HUMLUNDER: From what I understand, building a community on Solana means you either need to make deals with KOLs, have money, or get lucky. So we’re going to wish ourselves some luck and go live. Even if $BUYS does not get enough demand at first, Stun Edgur (admin) will keep doing everything he can to introduce our universe and keep building. THE BUYS Charity Direction For the genesis $BUYS token, 25% of developer fees will be shared with UNICEF. After that, every new character token in THE BUYS universe will have its own community-voted charity. Future character tokens will allocate 50% of developer fees to the charity chosen by the community. Example: If $BUYS receives enough demand, the next planned character token may be $HUMLUNDER. Before $HUMLUNDER launches, the community votes on which charity should be connected to him. That selected charity receives 50% of $HUMLUNDER developer fees. One genesis token. Many broken heroes. Community-shaped charity. No heroes. Just buys. NFA. No heroes. Just buys.

@Jaspeeroo Trying to build one before launch. THE BUYS is not live yet. One genesis token. Many broken heroes. Weekly meme lore. Community-built chaos. If you’re bullish on communities, come help us build this one early. No heroes. Just buys. NFA.

Bullish on communities