Hefty Lefty

If you see this bottle get ready to see some fuck shit on the menus

Coke plug just dropped 2 gams into my hands (he didn’t have bags) should I call the cops on him now or later

@MikeHanick Love there golf course, Eagle Trace is one of my favorite

@RealSethRaynor Shoutout butthead

Put that in your pipe and smoke it

@suziesuckle Show the pussy

Currently at a birthday party for a cat and its awesome

@CPA_Doug69 Wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy

So broke I’m warming up Cookout leftovers

Update: she told me to kill myself

How to get pussy 101

@OleMissBSB @JohnnyBoone99 Tennessee plays on a little league field

TRISTAN BISSETTA GRAND SLAM

@DouglasSho2015 @SECUnfiltered You just lost to Nick Mingione

@SECUnfiltered Embarrassing

Braxton Van Cleave, a freshman batting just .045 coming into tonight's game, hits a walkoff grand slam for the Cats against Vandy. How can you not be romantic about baseball?

@GratefulKeg @JortsCPA any given Friday afternoon

Its Skyline Time.

@NotRonaldGatton @KYBannerBoys Think bigger

@KYBannerBoys can we get some fire pope sheets up and moving?

@jazzenjoyer_ This could be big for the caucasian community

New tech?

@PaulMiles840 Invincible Makers Mark bottle before Tennessee final 4

NEW | Keeneland and Maker’s Mark unveil latest bottle in the “Greats of the Gate” series: Hall of Fame racehorse Northern Dancer. Available next week.

Does anyone actually enjoy Jason Kelce being in everything

@action_thurman I can’t decide if I love or hate the kid, he is truly one of one

Worst person ever

Watching a documentary on @UKCoachStoops and @vincemarrow last year together #infidelity

“No you can’t play Pokémon at the pregame” the left chanted in unison

@VivaLaStool @Return_Of_RB Two terrorist in one picture

Carl Nathe: “The Gain is good for another…” Me: FIRST DOWNNNN KENTUCKY