Rob Bartlett Radio Comedy Hour

Sal Monella's Night Before Christmas in Brooklyn youtu.be/8UKObIWCqhA?si… via @YouTube For everyone who needs a shot of Christmas Spirit. God bless us, everyone.

Benny Benjamin Announces Presidency youtu.be/JLuFpOBEvSQ?si… via @YouTube The Time is Now.

@historyrock_ Um…George Harrison? I mean, really?

Thoughts on this list? Who’s missing?

Their finest so far. Not a bum in the bunch. One better than the next. Enjoy. Spread the word. #macseal ⁦@macsealband⁩ music.apple.com/us/album/perma…

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@ChristaLaser Deep sadness for your horrible loss and prayers for strength and healing. ❤️‍🩹

Our baby was born early and passed away yesterday. I'd welcome support that doesn't require me to respond and some forgiveness and grace at absence.

The World is a lot less funny with the passing of my dear friend, Hiram Kasten Funeral Services are Tomorrow, June 18th 1130 am For details as well as the info for the livestream for those who can’t attend in person. dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/for…

This morning, at the gas station, there was a guy in front of me trying to get $4 worth of gas. His card kept getting declined and you could see how embarrassed he was. After the third time of watching this happen I decided to jump in and offer to pay for his gas… except I filled his tank for him. We’ve all struggled.. be mindful and spread love where ever and however you can. That shit’s powerful.

Grumpy Old Men The Musical Laugh Out Loud Funny Sweet & Touching The Ultimate ‘Feel Good’ Show! Now Thru March 24th Seven Angels Theatre For Tickets (203) 757-4676 Or SevenAngelsTheatre.org

@historyrock_ Do you even need to ask?

You have to choose one band! 😬👇🏻 - The Beatles - The Rolling Stones - Pink Floyd - Led Zeppelin

@MikeSington As if anybody needed another reason to love this woman. Brilliantly funny, and not afraid to speak truth to power. Not all heroes wear capes.

Amy Schumer responds to all of the online comments about her appearance: “Thank you so much for everyone’s input about my face. I’ve enjoyed feedback and deliberation about my appearance as all women do for almost 20 years. And you're right, it is puffier than normal right now. I have endometriosis, an auto immune disease that every woman should read about. There are some medical and hormonal things going on in my world right now, but l'm okay. Historically, women's bodies have barely been studied medically compared to men. The book ‘all in her head’ does a good job explaining this. I also believe a woman doesn't need any excuse for her physical appearance and owes no explanation. But I wanted to take the opportunity to advocate for self love and acceptance of the skin you're in. Like every other women/person, some days I feel confident and good as hell, and others I want to put a bag over my head.”

@JoJoFromJerz Pantload

What word or words would you use to describe Tucker Carlson?

@adamferrara @RealJeffCesario Ford Pinto

@RealJeffCesario very true!

What am I driving? #topgear #car #antics

Tomorrow I start rehearsals for ‘Grumpy Old Men The Musical’ at Seven Angels Theatre. It’s a GREAT Show! Hilarious and Heartfelt, with wonderful, tuneful music. And, as if that wasn’t enough, it’s a dream cast. Tickets Available at sevenangelstheatre.org

@deaflibertarian Good for you for breaking the chain. You gave it a name, absolved yourself of the blame, shame and guilt and changed the story. That took courage. And compassion. But most of all, love. If you can possibly find it in your heart, try to forgive him. It’s very healing.

Hey, Dad, guess what happened today. Today your granddaughter poured a glass of cold milk. She returned the jug in the fridge and when she turned around to get her glass, she accidentally knocked it over. Milk spilled all over the counter and some of it dripped into the slightly opened drawer onto the silverware. Not fun. I didn’t yell. I didn’t hit her. I didn’t beat her with a belt and called her names until she bled from the belt buckle breaking the skin. I picked up a kitchen towel and helped her cleaned up. Together we took out the silverware to wash them. We cleaned the drawer. While we cleaned, we talked about her homework and how math just sucks. We laughed at the dog who was sleeping in a weird position. I got another glass and poured her some more milk and sent her off to finish her math homework. Dad, I broke the cycle. Your cycle. Papa B’s cycle. And his father’s cycle. Seriously, why did you overreact over the stupidest shit? Was the belt worth the $2 gallon of milk? You’re gone now, and I hate that even nearly 50 years later, when I see a glass of milk being spilt, I still wince…I still shake inside with fear…and I still want to cry. What the hell, Dad? It was just milk. #breakthecycle

@NoLieWithBTC A little bit if you close your eyes.

Trump just posted this. Yes, it’s real.

@DioHeaven A can of coke to…

Happy Birthday to a dear friend of over 50 years who has always been an inspiration to me.  I don’t live anywhere near his district (Or State for that matter!) but I’m supporting him in his run for Congress. (That’s him in the middle, me on the right 1974) markweinkrantz4congress.com

@MaskedSanity @netflix I couldn’t agree more.

The best possible way to celebrate this is to have @TheRobio on commentary when #WWERaw makes its debut on @Netflix.