Thisisnottea
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Thisisnottea
@ThisIsNotTea
Ask questions, demand good explanations. The Algos don't track sarcasm. one of The Epistemologers


I wonder how irritated a certain kind of person is to find that the Japanese are more fascinated and intrigued by red America than by blue America

Fellow Americans, The Japanese are making delicious soups (imoni, taro root with meat) with specialized excavators. Why aren't we innovating on giant chilis and chowders via this method? This should be at some state fair or a food eating competition.


One thing has been brought into focus for me this weekend. As bad as racism is (and, yes, it is bad) it’s not the same as cultural intolerance. As unpleasant as the latter can be we’ve reached a point where it has become necessary. The truly unpleasant side effect is that so many are too simple-minded to understand the difference. All that being said, my stance remains the same. If you want to come here and become culturally American then I will personally pick you up at the airport, drive you to the nearest reputable BBQ joint, then take you shooting. Notice I didn’t mention skin color. If you want to come here and turn my country into whatever hellhole you just left then I will personally meet you at the airport and frog march your ass back onto the plane. Notice, again, that I didn’t mention skin color.

リベラル白人たちがラテン系アメリカ市民に「茶肌の人間はここに属さない、国へ帰れ」と騒ぐ。リベラルなんて一皮むけばこんなもん。私もリベラル白人女から国へ帰れ汚い志那人めが、と言われたことがある。本当のレイシストはリベラルの方なのだ。


左派は国のことを「絶対死なないお母さん」だと思って甘えてる節がある。 お菓子買って、話を聞いてと駄々をこねる。 右派は国のことを「守りたい年老いた母」だと思っている。ちゃんと鍵を掛けて、詐欺電話に引っかからないで欲しい。ポットが24時間使われなかったら駆けつける。

Do you truly understand what Japan just gained? As a Japanese citizen, I’m telling you—this moment changed history. Trump's Pearl Harbor joke wasn't an insult. It was the key that finally unlocked something buried deep in the Japanese soul. For 80 long years, we've carried apology and guilt like a permanent shadow—haunted by the past, bound by the Constitution America wrote for us, forever in "reflection mode." He turned that raw wound into a shared laugh between equals. No more endless atonement. No more vassal shadow.The curse is broken. Japan is free now. Right now, cherry blossoms are blooming beautifully across Japan. This spring, as the sakura reach full bloom, it feels like a perfect symbol of our renewed alliance with America—two nations standing tall as true equals, brothers, ready to face the future together. Thank you, Mr. President. We're allowed to stand tall again—as true partners, not subordinates. The strongest alliance in the world is rising—equals, brothers, ride-or-die. #PhoenixRising


@CBJimandB 豪快に肉を焼くと言う自己表現を邪魔され続けて来た真横に、目をキラキラ輝かせ涎を垂らしながら見に来た「ある意味一番身近な他国のヤツ」だったわけか そりゃ全力アピールにもなるわ

@LeonardMJoyner 正しいプロモーションを行えば日本でも人気になるでしょう なので、国境を越えたメーカー同士の協力が必要ですね

逆じゃないか? 真珠湾攻撃をし、明確に敵だった日本に対してどうしてそこまで友好的に接することができる? 俺の感覚だけれど、「日米がお互いに過去のことを許し合った、そしてみだりに蒸し返さない」から日本敗戦後の関係が良くなっていったんだと思うけれど。

突然アメリカ人に日本語のツイートが読まれるようになり、アメリカ人のこと「バカ(だけど天才)」とか書いてマズい怒られる…と思ったら"Americans are idiots but also geniuses"に対しperfect、so true、the best description of Americans、That is a fair description of us等のコメントが並び最高











