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Haircuts are now lasting 5 days max. By day 7 you look like an SRC President.

@DeeKoala_ @MagleraDoeBoy Well done

It gives me great pleasure to announce that my single, Gwan (featuring @MagleraDoeBoy) is officially a Gold-selling record. Released independently under my label: Dee Koala (Pty) Ltd 💿 Produced by Zino D & LD Beats

@LittleHussle Gone are those days

Dark times mabhakaniya 😭😭

@MMORTON6 I think 20 goals is Fair

20 goals is the benchmark in a 38 game EPL season. What should the benchmark be for PSL strikers in a 30 game season? 🤷‍♂️

@TheAudioLabSA I need to listen to that album

Whole Ngomoya album is a masterpiece but everybody stuck on Abantwana Bakho like it’s the only song 😭 Wake up fam!😫🔥

WTF @Arsenal ? I hope you going to get Adam Wharton because this can't be good enough!

@mizar_rr I also don't get it we love how he connects us to these videos but bro that shit is so annoying!

why do you watermark peoples videos?? 😭😭😭😭😭

@TheAudioLabSA Hence why I say please let's not disrespect Stixx

Stixx (636.1K monthly) vs Semi Tee (141.1K monthly)👀

sir trill is finally dropping a project after almost five years?

@tswelomosenyi Can't fucking wait !!!

No, we're heavily taxed in South Africa 😒🚮😕

My girlfriend is angry cos my single female co worker gives me a ride home from work everyday I hateee insecure women

I hate boring talking stages. Buy me gifts. Send me money. Take me on dates. Send me nice kicks. Kaftans, Trousers and Tees. Clear my cart. How am I suppose to know you like me if you don’t show it. Be intentional.

Timeline is filled with guys tweeting like women to let women understand the gravity of the stupidity in many of their tweets. This is because you won't understand how stupid you sound until a guy says the same thing.

@thearsfamily97 Just stop with the data BS Arsenal have been winning without him

People think this is a joke, but it's not. People never really think about how the ball magically goes from Raya pass to Saka without it being a long ball. Many times, it's Ødegaard that's the delivery service. 1. Ødegaard goes deep. 2. Receives from Raya, evades the press either via smart passing networks or by carrying the ball past his markers. 3. Carries the ball from defence to midfield by himself. 4. Lays the ball to Saka in an attacking position from where Saka can do his thing (or switches to the LW sometimes) 5. He has the stamina to do this for the whole match. This thing that Arsenal fans ignore is something 99.9% of European players cannot do at an elite level.

@busiwe_bubu Ngiyayi saba imithi yalabo girl

A thief attempted to steal Inno Morolong’s car but fell asleep inside the vehicle.

@MMORTON6 These modern coaches are obsessed with systems over results. I mean, what system can a proven goal scorer not fit into ?? Intelligence doesn’t always come with common sense

"He doesn’t do the things that Pirates wants him to do (press defences), which I understand, he doesn’t do that for us either! “But if you service him, he WILL score! because this guy can score!" Gavin Hunt on Tshegofatso Mabasa

This babe flew me to Dubai for 3 nights. Because I refused to have sex with her, she abandoned me there without booking my return ticket. We did not discuss sex before travelling. I thought she just wanted to dwell in my presence. Now I'm stranded.

Dating a 9-5 woman can be so exhausting Imagine telling her you need to change your car tyres and she tells you to wait till month end🤮

When she runs out of money leave her, there is no reward of struggling with a woman.