Tim (Drake) Wayne

I don't even recognize this place anymore. Are we -- am I -- getting old?

@AcrobatTalented And see, here I was thinking he only showed his appreciation through a swift kick to the shin...

That's Damian's way of saying ''I love you.''

@_Zatanna A lightning crack, a scream in the distance. A cut to narrowing eyes. ...this is what I HOPE it looks like at least. Not just a dope hunched over in the rain on a roof top, waiting for something to happen...

@Damian_Wayne Besides, Jon was starting to miss you, remember? He reached out to ME and asked if you were mad at him because you had started ignoring his chat messages. You don't want *that*, do you?

@Tim_Wayne Pft -- a CHEAP car, Drake. A-class Benz at BEST.

Still working from home. eLearning finally started to work for Damian... when he realized he could hack in a virtual feed of himself paying attention while he trained instead... ... I now have to work in the same room as him to make sure he's paying attention...

@_Zatanna You know me, gargoyle poses and intense brooding are something of a past time...

@Damian_Wayne Damian...during the day you have ONE JOB -- pay attention and get your work done. Besides...that school costs as much as a car.

@Tim_Wayne -TT- If you would just have let me CONTINUE, I would have been much HAPPIER. It's not as though this school can teach ME anything of value.

@_Zatanna This must be why all my phones are always so cold.

@_Zatanna Is that what burns up phones?

@The_Cowl @twi_age Is that your way of telling us you're old?

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 4 Feb 2010 (via @twi_age).

My entire feed is Spiderman. Just Spiderman. Only Spiderman. Why?!

@_Zatanna What did you do this time, Z?

@The_Huntress_ @_Nightwing_ @Damian_Wayne For legal reasons, insulting is the carefully selected term.

@Tim_Wayne @_Nightwing_ @Damian_Wayne Are you sure you meant 'insulting', and not 'threatening'?

For the record, @_Nightwing_ has been couchsurfing since Bludhaven basically shut down this week. Meanwhile I'm working from home, listening to @Damian_Wayne's 'eLearning' where every single topic becomes a debate that ends with him insulting his teachers and throwing his laptop.

@Jason_Todd What ability does it have?

@Tim_Wayne Call-outs =\= proof.

I don't name and shame often. But @Jason_Todd is a punk who won't trade me his shiny Zapdos. I bet he didn't even catch it legitimately. #literallyworsethanRiddler

@Suave913 @flippingtable @NightwingDaily @EscrimaExpert @DetectiveDrake @DamiWayneTalk @BatBrained @DarkKnightOfGod @BatmanNewsCom For the record, I don't disagree. I never wanted the cowl, but I'd take it up if I have to. Dick's definitely got a complex about it, though.

Who is the best substitute #Batman? #timdrake #dickgrayson #DamianWayne #jeanpaulvalley

@The_Huntress_ I bet she is. Bird motif and all. (...don't point out the irony...it's not lost on me...) How're they doing on that side of things these days? I feel like I haven't seen anyone but Alfred, the brat, and tall, dark and brooding himself recently. And Jason, I guess.

@Tim_Wayne Cute. Canary's fond of this thing. And I can keep an eye on Misfit...from a distance.

Alright Twitterthing that refuses to die. You've doubled your character limit. Fancy. You've got me for five minutes. Hit me. I have a *little* more time now that Bruce handles the executive board directly, but at the VP level I've got more meetings than I do time.

@The_Huntress_ Isn't it just? I briefly had this weird sense of nostalgia for outdated technology. I thought you would have been invited to Batchat. Wonder why Bruce is being -- nevermind. Silly question.

@Tim_Wayne Well, this is a surprise.