Tim Brady

@quantumfiber My internet has been down for almost 24 hours. I live in north east denver. How much longer until you fix this?

@denverparksrec will h20 odyssey be open on the 28th? We came by today and it hadn't turned on by 11:30 so we took the kids home.

This song has been stuck in my head for 3 days. It's a dumb as it is catchy. Struttin' open.spotify.com/track/2O2nOQss…

As fun as running around the house naked at 2am trying to find which smoke detector battery is dead is, I would gladly pay more if I could get low battery beeps during daylight hours only.

Oh, would you look at that it's already time for my quarterly existential crisis

Are you really experiencing higher than average call volume, or should you just hire more reps?

@Bama_Ultimate Roll Tide! Unrelated, but next time y'all order jerseys try and let the alumni know. I'd love to pay double for a jersey to help support the team and rep the current look.

With the Club season starting up we wanted to take the time to shout out some players from this past year’s team. We are excited that nearly 3/4 of our players from last season will be on a roster this summer into the fall.

Once again 2016 coming back to bite us in the ass.

I bought a house this year with solar panels and my electric bill is 10 bucks a month. I'll be enjoying this right up until the housing bubble bursts and I'm 20% underwater.

I just want to shout out to the people who send addresses in a separate text so it's easier to copy.

@TTownClassic Hits a little too close to home

@TimfBrady You probably were the noise and as a parent you are just realizing that now

I was cursed as a baby to always have a malfunctioning or extremely noisy shopping cart.

Nothing like cutting your nails with a brand new pair of clippers

@WallerGoble Zoooooooooooooooooop

zug zug

Being a parent has imbued me with the power to notice playgrounds and their quality while driving around town.

I always like to drift a little over the line to the right when I'm about to make a left turn just to keep other drivers on their toes. /s

Sad flex