Malcolm Reynolds

{Lifting a glass of the finest in drinks that'll make you blind to @NathanFillion, he knocked it back in one. The occasion was festive, after all.} #HappyUnificationDay

-- smile, he thumped a bottle of shine down in front of @BPRP_Beastie, nodding firmly.} Hear tell it's your birthday. Shiny. Drink this, it'll make @CobbOfCommand more... Well. Less of a pain in the pi gu.

{muttering} Feng le mechanic makin' a gorram fuss. Gotta throw a shindig every time someone circles the sun without kickin' or I hear about it for /days/. {side eyeing @FryeKaylee} SOMEONE'S ASKIN' TO GET TOSSED IN THE HOLD FOR A WEEK. {Putting on a cordial --

Gorramit Kaylee! {side eyeing @FryeKaylee} You been servin' shine to Momma? {Grumbling, he sent a bowl of bao across the TL to #Boonie, eyes narrowing.} That feng le drink could take paint off the ruttin' hull. Eat this, Momma. You'll feel shiny.

So. My gorram crew's off dinin' like monied stiffs while bits and pieces are fallin' off my boat? {tightly} Shiny. @JewelStaite @AdamBaldwin

{side eyes @FurrowToThePlow} {muttering} Gorram she-devil.

@RogueEnvoy @AQueenConquers Damn right. {Nodding, he sidled between the Fed and their friend} Keep your ruttin' eyes off the girl and your hand off your piece, and we won't have a problem, dong ma? {huffing} Gorram Purplebellies ain't got the sense of a drunk pig. {blinking} Or @CobbOfCommand.

@AQueenConquers {lifting a brow} Ain't that something... Loyal one. I'll note that in my records. {under his breath} Loyal like a gorram Browncoat.

@FurrowToThePlow @BrowncoatMedic @BigDamnHeroes_ @Juggling_Geese_ @FryeKaylee @CobbOfCommand @Chaotic_Fury_ -- you and me in the dirt behind his gorram emporium. {Offering #Saffron a tight-lipped smile, he bowed his head and stepped away, backing towards the corridor.} I aim to see what kind of shindig brings in the moneyed of the moneyed. You with me?

@FurrowToThePlow @BrowncoatMedic @BigDamnHeroes_ @Juggling_Geese_ @FryeKaylee @CobbOfCommand @Chaotic_Fury_ -- fog.} I... {clearing his throat} Ain't gonna tell you how to do your job. Got enough natural talent to make any man kneel at your feet. Badger... He ain't run of the mill. He's a con man. Connected. He gets the sense you're tryin' to play him, he'll put --

@FurrowToThePlow @BrowncoatMedic @BigDamnHeroes_ @Juggling_Geese_ @FryeKaylee @CobbOfCommand @Chaotic_Fury_ Less'n an hour, accordin' to Wash. {Every aspect of #Saffron's womanly wiles making him feel like he'd spent the night getting good and familiar with a batch of little #Kaylee's shine, he scrubbed a hand over his face, trying valiantly to shake the SheDevil's intoxicating --

@BrowncoatMedic @FurrowToThePlow @BigDamnHeroes_ @Juggling_Geese_ @FryeKaylee @CobbOfCommand @Chaotic_Fury_ -- your wiles on him. {quietly} If you'd be amenable, I'd be appreciative. {Holding #Saffron's gaze for a beat, discomfort at actually /asking/ the shedevil for help growing by the second, he thumbed his nose, chin lifting.} You're prettier'n Jayne.

@BrowncoatMedic @FurrowToThePlow @BigDamnHeroes_ @Juggling_Geese_ @FryeKaylee @CobbOfCommand @Chaotic_Fury_ -- pay a visit to an old friend 'bout new ident cards. Ones as will get us through the gates of a fancy pants playground for moneyed pi gus. {Eyeing #Saffron, he sniffed, gaze narrowing.} Could be this friend might be amenable to cut us a deal on credits if you work --

@BrowncoatMedic @FurrowToThePlow @BigDamnHeroes_ @Juggling_Geese_ @FryeKaylee @CobbOfCommand @Chaotic_Fury_ Fanciful turn of phrase, doctor. {A wry quirk to the corner of his mouth, he eyed the scene in front of him, hating the fact that the crotchety medic was both absolutely right, and that #Saffron obviously knew it. Gorram she-devil.} We'll be in the world in a few. Gotta --

#NewArrivalAlert! ~ Follow @DevilsAllHere to keep tabs on #Hector and our #Westworld / #Firefly crossover SL! ~ HQ #BPRP

#NewArrivalAlert! ~ Follow @ManiacalHost to keep tabs on #Rebus and our #Firefly / #Westworld crossover SL! ~ HQ #BPRP

@BigDamnHeroes_ @Juggling_Geese_ @FryeKaylee @CobbOfCommand @Chaotic_Fury_ @FurrowToThePlow -- once more, turning to eye his second.} Zoe? You got any notion on how we're gonna waltz right on to this playground and not get bound on sight?

@BigDamnHeroes_ @Juggling_Geese_ @FryeKaylee @CobbOfCommand @Chaotic_Fury_ @FurrowToThePlow -- amusement, slowly shaking his head.} Forty thousand. That feeds a settlement for a gorram year. Could replace each and every ruttin' thing on my ship needs fixin'. {muttering} And they call us thieves. {Pushing a hand through his hair, he eyed the whimsical wave --

@BigDamnHeroes_ @Juggling_Geese_ @FryeKaylee @CobbOfCommand @Chaotic_Fury_ @FurrowToThePlow {quietly} Ain't never credited moneyed folks with an overabundance of brains. {Huffing, a disapproving look in his eyes, he stepped over the bridge threshold and inside, brow lifting as he studied the near garishly bright Alliance wave for the latest fancified --

@FryeKaylee @Chaotic_Fury_ @CobbOfCommand @Juggling_Geese_ @BigDamnHeroes_ @FurrowToThePlow -- press a kiss to #Kaylee's forehead, he pivoted away, striding briskly towards the door.} {calling back} See that whatever that animal drops outta his mouth on the floor gets cleaned up! You fall on melon mush and die, ain't got nobody to see to Serenity's bits and pieces.

@FryeKaylee @Chaotic_Fury_ @CobbOfCommand @Juggling_Geese_ @BigDamnHeroes_ @FurrowToThePlow -- Time and time again, you pull our pi gus out of the fire, and you still ain't sure you're brave? Well. {Turning to face #Kaylee, he drew himself up tall, leveling an imposing stare at his mechanic.} You ain't to doubt it again, dong ma? {Impulsively bending to --