Pandemic PK

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My “never watch any tv show until maybe a few years after it ends” strategy is something I still do not regret.

Lmfao bc you can decide to be crazy but if the other person decides to be crazier that’s yo ass 😭

Now here I go again, I see the crystal visions

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

@trulyyblu @VonKlef @DiscussingFilm It's amazing, I read it years before the movie and it's the only movie where I read the book prior to even knowing that there'd be a movie. The movie doesn't do the book justice.

@VonKlef @DiscussingFilm I’ve heard the book is insanely good!

A new ‘WORLD WAR Z’ movie is officially in the works at Paramount.

Jordan Love was pressured on 40% of dropbacks last yr despite that... he STILL ranked #2 in EPA/dropback (+0.22) QBs to record over +0.2 EPA/att despite 40% pressured dropbacks in a season the last 10 years: Jordan Love <end of list>

Idc what niggas say. I fw the play in lol…yeaaa mf don’t let ya team get too comfortable round this bitch

i read that 40% of americans don’t have $500 and stopped honking at people, these people gonna blow my head smooth off

@jannnelss Preference, 5'5-5'11 for my bread.

I had this man tell me I was too short for him. I've heard of women doing this, obviously. But a man? I thought they liked shorter women?

@EuryPerezSzn Best fast food mozz sticks you can find.

I ate Arbys for the first time in my entire life this year and it’s not even bad?

only livable wages can prevent warehouse fires

vrabel got one taste of those pesto pumpers and didn’t look back

I'm so glad I don't work in service, I'd make ppl the shittiest thing on the menu. Be an adult and just make a choice.

@icespicee_ @PoohDaManz Or a damn cake! I’ll knock all this shit over! 😩

SINGER: O O O O’Reilly’s auto parts… ME: OW!!!

She got no ass and 2 ankle monitors. She is the toxica final boss.

I could be higher than giraffe tiddies on the moon and still not want to eat that garbage