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Two Pale Ladies

@TwoPaleLadies

There’s two of us. And we can read so please stop saying that we can't! (She/Her x2)

London, England انضم Ocak 2017
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Two Pale Ladies@TwoPaleLadies·
@Hermesparcels hi Hermes. I asked for this parcel to be redirected as this is the wrong address, and you said yes it will be redelivered but then you delivered it here anyway and now it is ‘missing’ as this is not my house.
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liva@realchoppedliva·
when characters in musicals transition from speaking to singing
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Two Pale Ladies@TwoPaleLadies·
Who wants to learn HOW TO COOK? (Also avail for freelance poster design. Just finished my graphics course I took on Zoom. Teach said I was Good!!!! 🤓 nerd I know)
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Two Pale Ladies@TwoPaleLadies·
@dhlexpressuk hey, where is this parcel? It’s strange because I don’t live anywhere near a gate or a fence
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Two Pale Ladies@TwoPaleLadies·
The staff room banter is dry as hell #wfh
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Two Pale Ladies@TwoPaleLadies·
Applying for a job that pays £12.80 per annum and one of the questions is “what does success mean to you. Answer with an image”
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Alex Murdoch@alexgmurd·
what if we pronounced aristotle like chipotle
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Two Pale Ladies@TwoPaleLadies·
Some bot account thought our first name was "Two"
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Two Pale Ladies@TwoPaleLadies·
Always new sanitary pads contain over “1000 micro cushions”. What the effing hell is a micro cushion and why does it need so many?
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