Uber D. Goose

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Uber D. Goose

@UberGooseUS

Gamer (sorry) - hot takes and animal pictures

Chicago(ish) انضم Temmuz 2011

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Uber D. Goose@UberGooseUS·7 Tem

ill look back at this day, it was the turning point for the worst, i drove at 2 am in a lightning storm to get mcnuggets for a meme

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Uber D. Goose@UberGooseUS·23 Kas

Posting this again because my experience is akin to Plato’s allegory of the cave, this site (X, the everything app) is so cooked and I didn’t even realize just how cooked until I stopped using it oh my fucking god

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📕@AndMaoMakesFive·11 Kas

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onion person@CantEverDie·11 Kas

we taught a chimpanzee to understand the american median voter and he hanged himself

aaron from queens 🇵🇸@aaronnarraph

AOC asked her followers who split their ballots either for Trump/her or Trump/downballot Dem to explain why and posted the replies:

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Uber D. Goose@UberGooseUS·10 Kas

this site is dying and im posting on the other place, free yourself from the nazis and bots and shit

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I’m case you don’t know

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Uber D. Goose@UberGooseUS·10 Kas

@KarlGerm Insane because like five MILLION people in Florida voted for not trump but fuck em because they live in the arbitrary bounds of a state

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derek guy@dieworkwear·10 Kas

people were upset at masks and now you want everyone to show a birth certificate and social security card to buy cigarettes

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Uber D. Goose@UberGooseUS·9 Kas

If your reaction to learning any new information is to ask chatgpt about it you exist as a very solid argument in favor of reeducation camps

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Uber D. Goose@UberGooseUS·9 Kas

We can’t simply open the schools, we must force these people into them and hold their eyes open like in a clockwork orange

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Oliver Alexander@OAlexanderDK·9 Kas

He has literally become everything he claimed George Soros was.

Christopher Miller@ChristopherJM

President Zelensky’s team confirms to me that Elon Musk was on the call with Trump and the Ukrainian president and participated in the discussion.

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Liv@Liv_Agar·9 Kas

I am crying at "an honest gooner full of a love of life"

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chris person@Papapishu·9 Kas

lol

Andrew Perez@andrewperezdc

Democratic insiders begged Team Harris not to campaign with Liz Cheney or embrace her father rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

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erica@lizprker·8 Kas

meanwhile this is clark

Wiggler is Catholic (Florugo Florúguez) 🇻🇦@WigglyCath

Superman is a country boy from a rural Kansas town. Does anyone honestly believe he wouldn't have voted Republican?

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Uber D. Goose@UberGooseUS·9 Kas

@Ganobrator @Metallama @Danilomgc lmao

sam@Ganobrator·9 Kas

@Metallama @Danilomgc elon "we got rid of all of the bots" musk needs to get his head checked

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Uber D. Goose@UberGooseUS·9 Kas

i mean yeah him being a felon, rapist, fascist, wannabe dictator, and failure of a businessman with a small dick, but the trivia man

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Uber D. Goose@UberGooseUS·9 Kas

honestly fuck donald trump SPECIFICALLY because the trivia question of "what president served two non-consecutive terms" has a second far more dogshit answer

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