Dwight Simmons
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Dwight Simmons
@UnWellSpoken
My special "Who's The Master" drops July 20th! Co-Director Limestone Comedy Festival. DMX super fan and craft beer hound.
Indianapolis, IN انضم Haziran 2011
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Trump has promised every woman a BBL in a new initiative called "Backs for Trump". Mexico is gonna pay for it
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Adult Summer Camp is this weekend. Tickets still on sale. Here is Sauceboss @zach_rohn and Headliner Dwight Simmons @UnWellSpoken interview.
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Biden about to have me out here sounding like Drake fans "I think the battle is pretty close!"
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I think Biden is winning but he just said "thousands of millions of jobs" so I don't know
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NBA refs would look at that Diddy tape and call it incidental contact
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@BrentTerhune They're running late so they didn't hear any of the "don't be assholes" announcements
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@UnWellSpoken “We’re waiting on two bachelorette parities.”
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They be starting these games on independent comedy show time.
Tipoff scheduled for 7 but let's wait for some of these seats to fill and call it 7:17
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The #Pacers hometown crowd just gave the referees a whole lot of boos as they were introduced by the PA announcer.
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I think he just didn't want to get called out for being a bad father in the next diss track
Bleacher Report@BleacherReport
Rudy Gobert (personal reasons) is OUT for Game 2 tonight vs. Nuggets Gobert had his first born earlier today
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Dame out here taking his divorce out on the court. Chill out bro Pacers fans ain't have nothing to do with that
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Me doing the damn thang
The BOB & TOM Show@bobandtom
Jeff Oskay brings us the news we failed to mention this week, and he begins with, "where did all this money go?" Then he covers faking deaths to get out of child support, the estate of the inventor of Whack-A-Mole, and a man who loses a finger at the gym. @JeffOskay
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Appalled that Biden hasn't called for a ceasefire in the Hip Hop Wars of 2024.
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