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Introducing the Million Dollar Homepage, but for AI Agents The original, 20 years ago, let anyone buy pixels on a webpage. You'd PayPal @tewy and email him your image. This one is built with @tempo x @stripe's new MPP (machine payment protocol), so agents can generate and buy pixels instantly - no humans in the loop required!


Introducing the Million Dollar Homepage, but for AI Agents The original, 20 years ago, let anyone buy pixels on a webpage. You'd PayPal @tewy and email him your image. This one is built with @tempo x @stripe's new MPP (machine payment protocol), so agents can generate and buy pixels instantly - no humans in the loop required!

Introducing the Million Dollar Homepage, but for AI Agents The original, 20 years ago, let anyone buy pixels on a webpage. You'd PayPal @tewy and email him your image. This one is built with @tempo x @stripe's new MPP (machine payment protocol), so agents can generate and buy pixels instantly - no humans in the loop required!

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We're excited to announce that Bags won the Crowdfunding Innovation Award in the 2026 Fintech Breakthrough Awards! We’re grateful to be recognized among industry leaders including Mastercard, Capital One, Intuit, Lending Club, and MoonPay. This award is a testament to the hard work of our team and more importantly to the creators, builders, and traders who make this possible on @BagsApp We're just getting started on our mission to democratize access to both capital and opportunity at scale. bags.fm/news/bags-fm-w…





Cashback is quite possibly the worst update in PumpFun history. > Cashback devs never want to pay DEX > None of the people getting cashback are injecting that money back into the coin, it’s just a bonus for dumping on your head. > Vamps are 2-3x worse than they were before. > The bundles have gotten drastically bigger > There is no desire to CTO because people can just relaunch > The rewards are literally like $20 at most for 90% of you The creator fees weren’t perfect but it was something that kept people motivated to deliver. Cashback is a dead end.











