Precious 💫

Shit man, I overdosed on weed again

Anybody who easily believes lies about you without hearing your side of the story was already looking for a way to be against you.😏😁

Weed over liquor any fucking day of the week

Honestly, I just wanna smoke some good cannabis and go play in the forest with all the nature spirits.

Me in heaven: Which cloud the weed man at God: Get out

your life is about to get really good.

I get a lot of satisfaction when I'm about 4 blocks from my house and I get to say to my GPS "I think got it from here"

what’s best drake song for a late night drive ? mine’s gotta be stories about my brother

Be the good.

Every dog has its own day. Now it's doggy style all the way.

Could be us

oh to live in an apartment alone and do whatever i want

i can't even think straight knowing a package got delivered while im not home

Imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like "cool story bro now go chop some lumber"

If you could swap lives with any fictional movie character for a week, who would it be?

My Pastor said 'Your breakthrough is around the corner.' I’ve been at that corner for 3 weeks and the only thing I saw was a guy selling roasted corn. Maybe I missed the turning.

BE SILLY. BE FUN. BE DIFFERENT. BE CRAZY. BE YOU, BECAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE ANYTHING BUT BE HAPPY. 😁

If you could travel in time, where would you go?

Can't wait so see you back in Nigeria bby I know the long distance relationship will be really tough for us 😪💔 But we'll overcome it together I'll send you the £1000 when you get to Gatwick

we just fuck around, we don't date

my parents were right about me being expensive :(