Random War Generator

WORLD WAR 5. Started by republican Democratic Republic of Libya's invasion of Peru. Allies formed by protestant People's Republic of Canada and catholic United States of New Zealand. Allies prevail, leader of Libya crucified.

WORLD WAR 7. Started by republican Soviet Socialist Republic of Mozambique's invasion of Thailand. Allies formed by feminist Democratic Republic of Guyana and primitivist People's Republic of Israel. Allies prevail, leader of Mozambique shot out of cannon.

The Honduran Civil War: Between Honduran libertarians and nationalists. Started in 1979. Ended after 5 years. The nationalists win, and proclaim a People's Republic; leader of Honduran libertarians commits suicide.

The Bahraini Intervention in Uganda. Started in 2076 to liquidate protestants in Uganda. Intervention successful; leader of protestants shot out of cannon, coal seized.

Pakistan-Samoa War: Between Democratic Republic of Pakistan and Kingdom of Samoa, supported by China. Started in 2066 after Pakistan's ambassador sawed in half. Ended after 6 years. Pakistan wins, Samoa leader shot.

Arab Emirates-Israel War: Between Kingdom of Arab Emirates and Soviet Socialist Republic of Israel. Started in 1848 in fear of WMDs. Ended after 9 years. Stalemate.

WORLD WAR 1. Started by hindu Democratic Republic of Zimbabwe's invasion of Turkey. Allies formed by hindu Islamic Republic of Saint Vincent and conservative Kingdom of Kyrgyzstan. Allies lose, hindu New World Order.

Saint Kitts-Israel War: Between Islamic Republic of Saint Kitts and Islamic Republic of Israel, supported by Rwanda. Started in 1993 for indiscernible reasons. Ended after 4 years. Saint Kitts wins, Israel cedes entire coastline.

The Bruneian Civil War: Between Bruneian libertarians and primitivists. Started in 1875. Ended after 8 years. The Bruneian libertarians win, and proclaim a Soviet Socialist Republic; leader of primitivists hung.

Senegal-South Africa War: Between Democratic Republic of Senegal and Soviet Socialist Republic of South Africa. Started in 2015 in fear of WMDs. Ended after 4 years. South Africa wins, Senegal leader mauled by bear.

WORLD WAR 7. Started by libertarian Democratic Republic of Norway's invasion of Vanuatu. Allies formed by sikh State of Australia and sikh Soviet Socialist Republic of Spain. Allies lose, libertarian New World Order.

Micronesia-Burkina Faso War: Between Soviet Socialist Republic of Micronesia and Kingdom of Burkina Faso. Started in 1976 after the leader of Burkina Faso called Micronesia 'gay'. Ended after 9 years. Micronesia wins, Burkina Faso puppet government implemented.

The Kyrgyz Civil War: Between Kyrgyz republicans and democrats. Started in 1991. Ended after 9 years. The Kyrgyz republicans win, and proclaim a Kingdom; leader of democrats mauled by bear.

The Norwegian Civil War: Between Norwegian anarchists and catholics. Started in 1963. Ended after 3 years. The catholics win, and proclaim a People's Republic; leader of Norwegian anarchists crucified.

WORLD WAR 9. Started by libertarian Islamic Republic of Cyprus's invasion of Korea. Allies formed by primitivist Democratic Republic of India and sikh People's Republic of Saint Vincent. Allies prevail, leader of Cyprus sawed in half.

WORLD WAR 7. Started by protestant People's Republic of Sudan's invasion of Lesotho. Allies formed by primitivist Empire of Paraguay and anarchist Democratic Republic of Iceland. Allies lose, protestant New World Order.

Eritrea-Samoa War: Between United States of Eritrea and Democratic Republic of Samoa, supported by Libya. Started in 2083 over political differences. Ended after 4 years. Eritrea wins, Samoa leader shot out of cannon.

The Slovakian Civil War: Between Slovakian protestants and muslims. Started in 1861. Ended after 5 years. The Slovakian protestants win, and proclaim a Empire; leader of muslims suffocated.

WORLD WAR 2. Started by liberal Democratic Republic of Canada's invasion of Yemen. Allies formed by catholic Soviet Socialist Republic of Colombia and liberal People's Republic of Indonesia. Allies prevail, leader of Canada shot.

The Vatican City Civil War: Between Vatican City sikhs and sikhs. Started in 2096. Ended after 6 years. The Vatican City sikhs win, and proclaim a Islamic Republic; leader of sikhs commits suicide.