boring ben williams

Just looked at ma bank and realised a can live comfortably till I die As long as am deid by Saturday

@Caino29 @ben_7739 Ludicrous to say the least. I mean how can you sell a telephone without a charger that will pro long the battery life ? Technology these days I feel as if where going backwards, that’s why I still use my trusted Samsung toco lite works ever so well I can’t fault it !!!

@ben_7739 @WilliamsBoring

How Apple get away with selling iPhones without any way to charge the cunt is criminal 🤯

Hoping wap is gonna be at LJR coz your boys had two glasses of red and sterling red

@elliefarrellx Hi Ellie that’s a great question !! Space is so interesting, I’m currently attending a flat earth monthly chat group and would love to bring this question up for discussion do I have permission to pinch your theory to share to the group ?

I have a question. How do scientists know how much the sun or any other planet weighs?

@ben_7739 Hello old chap cheers for your reply was just about to nod off but couldn’t leave a fellow ben hanging 9/10 thankful 10/10 sleepy

@WilliamsBoring I literally set this up for you, basically told you what to say and still you come out with that train wreck of a sentence. 7/10 content 2/10 execution.

doing the weekly food shop at my local Asda seems everyone has the same idea as the cue is very long a few people moaning but I in fact love it thinking about life and my rock collection also staring at my tomato soup thinking how good it’s gonna taste for suppa when home

It’s a bitter shame about only being allowed 6 people to a table this weeks book club was awfully lonely missing a few good chaps, but the review on the book “British politics has it changed for the better” made up for it my personal favourite

@ben_7739 @Tullulafarrell1 Ha ha ha this made me laugh out loud the head is so much bigger then the normal size

@Tullulafarrell1 spending quarantine time wisely

Can’t wait to get home from a long night at work (long week) and feet the cat

My weekly book club has shut upsetting but the right thing to do will have to review my book the art of war by sunzi indoors with a glass of red updates to follow

@Tullulafarrell1 Don’t blame you, the racket in the clubs is unbearable-can’t hear yourself think and the wine selection is appalling

Gone too Crawley too see my friends for a night proper buzzing and was out for all of 45 minutes 🥴

Tullula away for the night house to myself Dave have got sharp on repeat time to get the rocks out and give them a good dust off !

Nothing like abit of radio 4 to put u in the mood on a Friday afternoon

@Tullulafarrell1 Amazing views who knew roundabouts could be so fun

@WilliamsBoring beautiful collection of photos from our taxi journey today in Portugal.

Some how still awake one to many teas before bed

Just had a lovely chit chat with a local cab driver pour soul had just started work and is working all through the night!! Why anyone would want to be awake past half 8 is beyond me but each to there own

Having a splendid time in Portugal my head was a tad sore from the 3 glasses of white whine I drank last night but was all fine when I stumbled across a lovely rock (3cm in width 1.5m in length) to take home to my collection