thrilliam damnstab

Live life to the fullest. Ask for your pizza uncut. Make your slices the size of YOUR dreams. NOT someone else's.

@JustinWhang .@laurenboebert this you?

Get you a girl who will jerk you off in the front row of a midget wrestling show

@KylieJaneKremer @mattgaetz You’re too old for him honey. Move on.

@mattgaetz WTF?! We want YOU, Matt Gaetz to lead the DOJ! We gave DJT a mandate and he chose you!

I had excellent meetings with Senators yesterday. I appreciate their thoughtful feedback - and the incredible support of so many. While the momentum was strong, it is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a distraction to the critical work of the Trump/Vance Transition. There is no time to waste on a needlessly protracted Washington scuffle, thus I'll be withdrawing my name from consideration to serve as Attorney General. Trump's DOJ must be in place and ready on Day 1. I remain fully committed to see that Donald J. Trump is the most successful President in history. I will forever be honored that President Trump nominated me to lead the Department of Justice and I'm certain he will Save America.

type of vibe i’m on

@LogicalOddity I think it would cause a medical emergency, that or super powers.

@WitchProm Eatting all of these would feel like the experience content creators go through for one of their "wacky" videos

Did a random idea generator come up with this?

@DrainBamager How many times has he taken a break and had conspiracies written about it? Twice?

Malakai Black via IG on his AEW contract status and future: “I'm not injured, nor am I retiring or am I leaving. I haven't been in injured in more than 3 years. I've been fine for the longest time.”

Real recognizes real boo boo

Chappell Roan discourse reminded me of one of my all time favorite tiktoks

@LastNameNmbers @greeny1252 @Cybershell “3 dimensions Jerry”

Got in a huge argument with a friend over whether or not Newman played jrpgs on his SNES (he definitely did)

@JustinWhang Let’s have someone who fails to pick up on social cues take over dating apps. TRUST ME.

Cope

My new dating profile.

@LogicalOddity Looks gooooood

@WitchProm Not a chicken bake gal. More importantly, it's from the "premade section." Its new and wanted to try it.

Before/after costco meatball sandwich

i have never once heard this song and i am so unbelievably chronically online and tapped into pop culture, stop giving this woman awards she doesn’t deserve

Today is National Read A Book Day.

❤️

Jamie Hayter if you can hear me, 🙌

@VivekGRamaswamy big ass shoes