Savagetronica

Channelle Desamours did it piss you off when I vented to you about how stupid it was for people to act like body hair is a disease? Cuz you sure as fuck made it seem like my legs were DISEASED that time you saw hair on em “Hair that just naturally grows on adults” DUMB 🤣

Aubrey Washington I don’t know where slave came from but I’m gonna sling back with Squidwartuna, Succubutterface, and troll 🧌 “You didn’t flinch at being called a bitch or a cunt” Might as well embody them to prove Aubrey right 🤷🏿

I’m hearing the words bitch, cunt, and slave Aubrey Washington, is that you? Slave? What 🤣

Aubrey Washington of course I seem rude and disrespectful to you because I see what you try to hide. NOT sorry 🤷🏽 So anyway what’s up with your throat? How many times a year does it get attacked by illness?

Aubrey Washington, why are you sick? Why does your throat get attacked so often? Is it because you don’t do chakras? What kind of tarot reader doesn’t do chakras? You wanna call me all these names but you can’t ever answer any questions

For future me youtu.be/kw68KHk-AtA?si…

Yeah y’all need to leave me alone “What did we do” I’m annoyed “With us?” With this fucking trash ass planet “Fair”

You know what, nvm. Ima stop asking just like I stopped asking about that physical village “You might just have to see it for yourself” Whenever the fuck that happens “Steps, nigga” Ok.

“This shit happens in steps, Laura” “You prayed for your house for a MINUTE” And I’m grateful for it every day “And continue to keep the faith strong” Why the fuck are we talking about this. I asked who the fuck is buying up all these houses

Like I’m sure the people who hate me are reading this probably satisfied as fuck. They like “good, hope you spend the rest of your life alone” “Let them” “You don’t play that dumb shit” “You don’t wish things for others you wouldn’t want for yourself” Nah

Like how the fuck are there billions of people on this planet but I have yet to meet one I can GENUINELY vibe with? Why the fuck am I here “What about Athena” Where the fuck is Athena “She’s seen your house” Supposedly “She saw the No Soliciting sign” So have others

Like if a UFO pulled up right now I’d beg them to take me “Laura 💀” It’s fucking stupid here “It is, but you got people that want you to stay right where you are” Why? Where the fuck are they?

I’m just over this fucking planet and I wanna leave so I’m just doing whatever now. I don’t give a fuck “You know how to not give a fuck in the best way” Yerp. Okay “You sound over us” I’m over this place 💯

“You chose Texas because you have better property tax benefits out there due to your veteran status” Yes 💯 I mean other states have it too but Texas was the closest one I was willing to travel to “Nigga you is BRAVE” Sure “Always downplaying the big shit”

I planned to buy a house in Colorado but that shit is just too much, especially to do it on my own. Considered buying a house in Puerto Rico but that shit wasn’t working out. Then one day I randomly started looking up homes in Texas and within like two weeks I was under contract

“Why did you have to move?” I wasn’t happy there. Shit was getting too expensive for no goddamn reason. Brother lived five minutes away and I hadn’t seen or spoken to him in nearly three years because of his ogre ass home wrecking ass wife. I saw no point in staying “BRAVE”

What big picture “You bought a whole ass house remotely out of state. Moved out there all by yourself without knowing the area or anyone at all. Not many people do that” I. Had. No. Choice. “You could have stayed where you were” Nah, I had to get up out of there “SEE!?” No

“I don’t think you stopped caring. I think you just didn’t let the unknown worry you so much” “Which is brave. As fuck” “Now you a month and change deep making your first mortgage payment” Cuz if I don’t I lose this house I supposedly own 🤣 “Nigga focus on the big picture”

I mean my mom will join me in the summer— “But you still did it all by yourself and are currently doing it all by yourself” Again, I had no choice “Nigga that is BRAVE AS FUCK” Meh. I just reached a point where I stopped caring “I would disagree”

I did my research but I was still very unfamiliar with the area. I eventually said let me FAFO about the details I couldn’t possibly know about without experiencing them in person “You call it not giving a fuck, we call it bravery” “And you did it ALONE” Had no choice

“What drew you to your neighborhood? What made you finally decide to commit to your house?” Honestly…I just didn’t give a fuck what happened anymore. I mean of course I did my research— “Down to the zip code” Yes. But I was already so over everything that I stopped caring