Brandøn. ♧

@ChelseaFC it’s my birthday please give me some happiness from this club

Our XI to face Leeds United. 👊 #CFC | #EmiratesFACup

IM RAPPING AGAIN!

Club statement: Liam Rosenior

Havertz and Odegaard vs Man City

We went through a pandemic, sold our club, sacked Tuchel, sacked Potter, sacked Lampard again, Bruno managed 1 game, spent £1 billion, sold everyone that won the UCL, sacked Pochettino , became a mid table club, sacked Maresca and still won 2 trophies before Arsenal’s project.

@Yassir_diaries as someone with marfan syndrome, this guy in the diagram has it tuff 😭

Cole Jermaine Palmer

🚨💙 Cole Palmer: “I’ve got NO plans to move club, and when I see it I just laugh”. “Obviously Manchester is my home. All my family are there, but I don’t miss it. When I get home I think there’s nothing there for me anyway”, told The Guardian.

smoking weed before sex>>>

“No Chelsea player can start in our team” Madueke is now in their TIFO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

yes i liked ur story yes im tryna crack

🚨🎙️ Jose Mourinho on Liam Rosenior Suspending Enzo Fernandes : “You say Madrid is beautiful. Of course it is beautiful. Paris is beautiful. London is beautiful. But beauty does not win you titles. Mentality wins you titles.” “When I was at Chelsea, my players did not speak about other clubs. Why? Because they were too busy winning.” “You want Real Madrid? Real Madrid is not a holiday destination. It is pressure. It is history. It is responsibility.” “At Madrid, if you play one bad match, the fans whistle. Two bad matches, the media kills you. Three bad matches… you are finished.” “And now you are talking about them while your team is suffering? This is not leadership. This is distraction.” “You don’t flirt with another club when your house is on fire. First, you put out the fire.” “Also… let me teach you something. Real Madrid does not buy players because they say nice things in interviews. They buy players who dominate big games.” “So… less talking about Madrid. More playing like a Madrid player.” “Because right now? You are not there.”

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children.

@LUTTI_x @7savagefx set me some then 😭😭

@7savagefx what?? a women’s body is literal art

sending nudes is a lost art

@olliverhxm1120 @_StonersRUs_ gotta fix up your rolls bro 😭

@_StonersRUs_ That’s 90% of my joints

What do you call this? 🤔

Marc Cucurella became a Chelsea legend today, I will never talk bad about him again. Despite what I think of him as a player, he directly called out the board in Clearlake. He's #BlueCoOUT, now their own players are publicly shaming their disgusting project. Cucu is a Hero.

Every time I see this I die laughing 😂😂😂 @JohnTerry26

Kai Havertz has just lost a cup final. Today is a great day.

You fucking cunt ahahahahahahahah