Marshall👑

From my screen to yours 🫴🏾 Designed this to celebrate my friend getting inducted into the pharmacy profession today! 💐

2026 2022

God btw i love am gan… nobody fit use emotional blackmail for am, you fit dey suffer make he add more suffering 😂

DR Congo has secured its first-ever World Cup point against YouTuber Ronaldo's Portugal

Tell her Messi still doin it

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2️⃣4️⃣ Club and country. 🔵

Aura.

Assist King 👑

🚨🇫🇷 OFFICIAL: Michael Olise, FIFA Man of the Match on his World Cup debut. ✨ 1 assist 👌🏼 100% shot accuracy, 2/2 🧞‍♂️ 14 passes into final third 🛡️ 6/9 ground duels won 🧠 4 chances created 💥 2 big chances created 🍿 2/3 successful dribbles

them invent compass before clock bro direction important pass time just dey move

Women assume every guys intention towards them is sexual until it’s a new male friend while they’re in a relationship.

It’s your day that would be as pretty as you are.

I come Onyedika villa Then tell me say when he dey small Na Ronaldiho them dey call am Omo this village no get players be that

Germany beat Curaçao with 7 goals on World Cup opener! 🌎🇩🇪 Who’s been your Man of the Match?

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Nigerians are very creative when punishing criminals until it comes to thieving politicians.

This is Igbo uli that dates back to the 9th century

On my flight this morning, an older man greeted me with "The best of men." I smiled and greeted him, and we shook hands. It turned out we were seat mates. We gisted throughout the flight. When we landed, I asked his origin and he said Delta. I asked his village and he mentioned my mom's village. I told him I was from there. He asked my maiden name and I told him. His eyes lit up in familiarity. I asked his family name and he told me. I told him my mom would know his family because they all know themselves. I called my mom and told her somebody wanted to greet her. It didn't take her 2 mins to identify his family. Ladies and Gentlemen, I've been gisting with my second cousin all through the flight. My mom and his mom are first cousins. We've exchanged contact. I'll go and block him at his office next week. Life 😊

2nd year uni this girl left me for an older guy, I tried to get closure. Her friends sat me down to explain how because we were the same age it wouldn’t work she should be with someone older, more established(💵) 👍🏾 now I’m stable, internet says I should date people my age?? 😂

You no go understand. My phone spoil during covid. As I send am go Lagos for repair na him dem announce lockdown. So I use tanasobe throughout the period. I know when Ajilete FM and OSBC Dey open and close. I memorize Osun, Oyo, and Ogbomoso anthem.