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@forgottenweap0n @SaveYourSons Don't worry they'll be taken off soon.

@Kneon In the eye too!?

‘Pig Spunk Cures Cancer’ is not a story I expected to see today. 🤮

@bogan_feet Did you want the donut?

Is there anything more annoying than seeing a fat lady buy a large glazed donut?

@JDJohnson507 All those Learing Centers must be doing the job.

Tell me Minnesota lowered the standards again, without telling me they lowered the standards 🤣

@OwenGregorian @greg16676935420 Best declare both on the form and ask at your local police station for confirmation.

@greg16676935420 If I steal drugs from an illegal drug dealer, do they cancel each other out?

If you’re working on your taxes this week don’t forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property

@IamSean90 Isn't there a whole team of socialists ready to do their communal duty and fix the roads for the collective good?

The local government has a budget larger than 47 states. We pay an insane amount of taxes here 0% goes to foreign aid, unless of course you count funding all the illegals the city takes care of here

@RusGarbageHuman Shame they weren't sending spicy tweets then hundreds of officers would be throwing them into vans.

>"Chaotic youth rush" >*looks inside* >Blacks x.com/i/status/20379…

@JacotheNorth They will, just every prescription will be for MAiD.

After 27 years of failure they expect us to fall for this!

@ShipleyWrites Who knew doctors and engineers were paid so little.

Amazing that the poverty (I.e. low earnings) of migrants is now being used as an argument for giving them Indefinite Leave to Remain and benefits.

@DrHoenderkamp @wesstreeting Equity based rationing? You get to pay for the NHS but not use it.

I said it a few weeks ago. Over the last 6 months I have had daily rejections of scans and referrals that as a doctor I feel are clinically needed. It’s a disgrace ⁦@wesstreeting⁩ NHS rations hospital referrals to cut waiting list telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/2…

@daibach23 What goes up must come down.

What’s going on in Scotland 😳

@JesterJum There's plenty of spare seats right behind them. If they can't work out putting ass on seat they shouldn't be leaving the house.

Curious what yall would do?

@LeeHurstComic Probably got a larger navy too.

The UAE has a bigger airforce than the UK.

@TheNorfolkLion Let me guess, more taxes on 20% to give handouts to the 80%.

Bit early for April fools?

@JChimirie66677 If this is a government phone, why are any apps allowed to be installed that do not log all communications to a government archive?

Downing Street Wiped the Phone Before Anyone Could Find It Scotland Yard has reopened its investigation into the reported theft of Morgan McSweeney's phone, the device that almost certainly contained the most direct evidence of how Lord Mandelson came to be appointed as Britain's ambassador to Washington. Detectives are examining CCTV footage from the Westminster street where McSweeney claims he was robbed on the evening of October 20 last year. They fear the footage will already have been deleted. It is usually stored for only three months. The investigation, in other words, has been reopened into evidence that may no longer exist. On the evening of October 20, McSweeney called 999 from Pimlico. He gave the wrong address. He did not correct the handler when the wrong address was read back to him. He did not identify himself as the Prime Minister's chief of staff. He did not mention that the device contained sensitive government material. The following day, a police officer called to ask whether McSweeney had tracked the phone using its built-in tracker. He did not respond. At some point between the reported theft and that unanswered call, Downing Street remotely wiped the device. This destroyed the tracker. The phone could no longer be located. The messages it contained could no longer be recovered. Now consider what did not happen. The Metropolitan Police were not informed that the missing device belonged to the Prime Minister's chief of staff. MI5 was not informed. GCHQ was not informed. The Information Commissioner's Office, which must by law be notified within 72 hours of any serious data breach involving personal information, was not informed. It told The Telegraph this week that it had received no notification at any stage. Set this against what was happening inside Downing Street at the same moment. Officials had been holding meetings to discuss what they would do if the Conservatives used parliamentary process to force the disclosure of McSweeney's messages with Lord Mandelson. The phrase used in those meetings, according to reports, was coming for Morgan's messages. Days after those meetings concluded, the phone containing Morgan's messages was reported stolen. Days after that, it was wiped. A prosecutorial mind, presented with this sequence, asks one question above all others. At the point when Downing Street chose to wipe the device, did anyone consider that doing so would destroy the tracker and make recovery impossible? The answer is yes. That is what remote wiping does. It is not a passive consequence. It is the purpose. There are innocent explanations available for most of what surrounds this affair. Wrong addresses happen. Unanswered calls happen. Notification failures happen. But the decision to wipe a missing government device, knowing that doing so would render it untraceable and its contents unrecoverable, at the precise moment when those contents were the subject of active parliamentary and legal scrutiny, is not a clerical error. It is a choice. And choices have authors. Keir Starmer has said he beats himself up over the Mandelson appointment. He has not said who authorised the wipe. He has not explained why the ICO was not notified. He has not said whether anyone in Downing Street attempted to track the device before wiping it. He has not explained why MI5 and GCHQ, the agencies whose job it is to manage exactly this kind of security risk, were kept in the dark. These are not difficult questions. They have simple, factual answers. A government with nothing to hide would have provided them already. The country is still waiting. "Keir Starmer has said he beats himself up over the Mandelson appointment. [...]. He has not explained why MI5 and GCHQ, the agencies whose job it is to manage exactly this kind of security risk, were kept in the dark."

@HarryFletcher1 Not one net tax-payer among them.

All terrorist and paedo supporting whackoes 🤮🤮🤮

@PeterBleksley Bet there's a big pension contribution as well.

Why Britain is rotting from the top down… NHS chief on £279,000 has led three of England’s five worst hospitals thetimes.com/article/03d037…

@Lord_Talbot64 Theatre kids.

Retards convention.

@WingsScotland "Exclusive Puffer Pouch" sounds like a euphemism for something horrendous.

When they were led by Alex Salmond I trusted the SNP to run an independent country. Since 2015, I wouldn’t even trust them to manage this.

@FidelCuntstruck @UKLabour Thank goodness all the hereditary peers have been removed from the Lords to make room for muh diversity.

Well .. Lord Khan eh? All he has to do is get @UKLabour the London vote in May. Oh, and btw, Keef isn't 'thinking about it' .. the deal is done. Conditional, of course, on the Election results. What does this tell us? 🤔

@JoeyMannarino This one won't be euthanised for his organs unlike that poor girl earlier today.

A North African immigrant named “Abdu”murdered an 89-year-old woman to steal a €2 costume jewelry cross in Spain. This is what the globalist and their open border policies are leading us to. These parasites are complete wild and savage animals.