Dan Vasco

When I’m dead, hydraulic press my body into a guitar case and leave me at your local Guitar Center

@jofrom99 @LFauexProd Did you get it done during the movie?

The too-cool-for-school esoteric weirdo crowd on Twitter won't like it, but the flag for all humanity should be this. This is the most universally understood and ubiquitous symbol on Earth. It communicates us simply and efficiently. I'm sorry. This is it.

What a year, huh? Brother, it’s April.

@Baskintball @ieatarock @potina_ They pull out that dumb ass image of they guy coming out the well

@_danvasco @ieatarock @potina_ They love to act like we're the stupid ones for pointing out their inconsistencies

xD

@Baskintball @ieatarock @potina_ They think it’s ok for them to be hypocrites

@ieatarock @potina_ I really hope communism at least teaches you how to read because obviously capitalism failed in that regard

@Exit918829 @Im_human_too_ @gorilla_rape Calling my mom Hasan Piker might be the most insulting thing I’ve ever been told

@_danvasco @Im_human_too_ @gorilla_rape Weird name to call ur mom

this nigga is wearing carhart over a suit

@Exit918829 @Im_human_too_ @gorilla_rape Bro’s got a crush on a Turk

@Im_human_too_ @gorilla_rape When u attractive u can wear anything u just won’t impress the geeks on fashion forums

@FuegoRD23 @0LifeAfterDeath @TMZ Proxy wars ftw!

@_danvasco @0LifeAfterDeath @TMZ I thought there we involved but indirectly like they not putting their face up there

Donald Trump threatens to kill off the entire Iranian civilization. Read more: tmz.me/LkIZloo

@LilJoeyRedBlue2 @ScrambMcEggo @GlobalUpdates24 Who up 8pming

@ScrambMcEggo @GlobalUpdates24 Im 8pming it rn

🚨⚠️BREAKING – Trump just told Fox News: "8 pm is happening"

@BLZE03 Wait, I think you might be onto something. Looking into this…

the last name of the last president to drop a nuke started with "trum" (Harry S. Truman) the last name of the current president talking about using nukes starts with "trum" (Donald Trump) both started with the same first four letter... interesting lol

@FuegoRD23 @0LifeAfterDeath @TMZ China and Russia ARE involved in Iran

@0LifeAfterDeath @TMZ Its going to happen when china and russia get involved

@poorteffy Hey lil mama would you like to be my sunshine

Drams head is vectorized while yachty head a black and white photo. The Green “D” for where they was gonna put dram name covered by the L. The shitty corpo art broccolis. That graphic designer was cooking straight bullshit.

@poopswag34 I got banned cause I pointed out one mod was deleting comments he disagreed with and replying with le epic dunks

Go in r/athiesm right now they’re really really mad the astronauts mentioned god lol

@poopswag34 LMAOO

@NoLifeJordan69 Pretty sure they sent a couple to space once to have sex for research

Who would be the first to goon on the moon

Moon Case Hardened pattern 661

Man fuck this Kanye just come perform at my house

@halenhargreevs Higher by Rihanna

* MEN & MEN ONLY * Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest

@kenobi_domi Only way is up

People are not appreciating enough that #StarWars is on an incredible run right now. Not bad for a franchise that dies every couple of weeks. 😎 #MaulShadowLord

Match 47 Group K: Portugal vs Uzbekistan LMAOO

@bugcel_ @OmarManuRod @redvivisection You’re literally a bug

@OmarManuRod @_danvasco @redvivisection bodied that fraud

"yo elon could you not make an autoscroll feature that leads to dismemberment vids and cp 100% of the time"