captain jack sparrow

31 at midnight 🖤

I really want some chicken fried rice.

I’m such a worry wart but grateful I didn’t have to be as worried as I was.

I will be eating whatever I want this week.

sitting at the bar and al these yt ppl including the bartender just reacted to whatever happened in the basketball game on tv, nearly gave me a fucking heart attack

reheating her own nachos thank ya!

I sat down on a bench and my backpack knocked this man’s Monster over. he didnt see and I quickly picked it up then stood up like it wasn’t me 😭

I am starvingggg.

we land and now one of them is playing videos out loud on their phone like omg is this your private jet??

it’s an airplane not a library but this couple on the plane talked SO loud the entire flight. never shut up.

I’m sooo sleepy.

the last thing on my agenda today is laundry. then I have to repack my suitcase 😵‍💫

I’ve been on the go since 8:45am omg.

The girls😍

Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!

Beautiful people

greed

andI actually didn’t even get the extra empty totes I need to put boots in 😣 that’ll be another trip.

it is an insane amount of work to get my off season clothes out of storage and upstairs to my apt. that alone just gave me a lot of motivation to get rid of so much. four trips up and down four floors just made a man out of me.

NEW: Detroit woman clearly driving her car during a court Zoom call tries gaslighting a judge by claiming she was *not* actually driving her car. Judge: You cannot be driving, ma'am. Woman: I'm not driving. I'm a passenger in a car... Judge: Am I crazy, or does it not look like you're driving that car? Woman: I'm not driving the car. Judge: What side of the car are you on? Woman: I'm on the left-hand side.

rainy afternoon makes for perfect cleaning weather. I’m thinking I’ll clean the kitchen and living room today. bathroom and bedroom tomorrow. I love splitting cleaning into “zones” - way more manageable.